A Jabberwocky parody
Disclaimer: I don't own Jabberwocky or Pokemon. Sorry.
Summary: I'm just going to stop writing summaries. So technically, this
doesn't exist. So close your eyes and don't open them till the beginning.
Slowking Studios presents:
'Twas breakfast, and the whiny wimp,
Did moan and mumble at the table.
All hungry were the pokemon,
But the cooking dude was disabled.
Beware the Wimp-O-Wack, my son!
The guts that fail, the brain that stops!
Beware the legend Birds, and shun,
The frumious Kabutops!
Ash took his pokeballs in hand,
Long time the wimpy foe he sought,
So rested, and also breakfast-less,
He stood awhile in thought.
And while in selfish thought Ash stood,
The Wimp-O-Wack, with eyes aflame,
Came tripping through the Ilex Woods,
And mumbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through!
His pokeballs went down and popped!
Suddenly, the Wack did shiver…
…For it was just a mirror.
And hast though slain the Wimp-O-Wack?
Oh we have found a fearless gent!
Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
(Who knew what Misty meant?)
Twas dinner, and the whiny wimp,
Did moan and mumble at the table.
Misty was very drunken,
And the cook was still disabled.
END!!!!!!!!
Now that was okay. Personally, when I read it again, I burst out laughing. Lewis Carroll wrote and owns Jabberwocky, in case you didn't know. Also, the "selfish thought" and "fearless gent" parts are from a Simpsons comic book.
Good-bye!!