Athena and Apollo Make a Website
"Y'know, Apollo, we haven't had a client for a while."
"Well, no murders. Hooray." Apollo replied in a bored tone.
"Hey, Apollo, do we have a website?"
"What's a website?"
"... Do you even know how to work a computer..?"
"Yeah. You hit the big round circle button and it turns on and you swipe to unlock."
"... Apollo, you just described how to open an iPhone.. Still you use a iPhone 5 and the iPhone 11 just came out! It's 2029! Get with the program! We don't use iPhone 2s! It's not like 2015!"
"Fine. What do you want me to do?"
"Make a website."
"What?! Why just me?!"
"Learn to use a computer! I wear one around my neck!"
[It's true!] Widget chimed.
"Computers aren't my thing, Athena."
"You should become an eye doctor t-"
Ring.
RIng.
RINg.
RING
...BEEP...
Heeey, is this Pepo Joe, I would like to order a pizza wit-"
"Mystic Maya, should we be doing this?"
"Shh, Pearly!"
...BEEP...
"SERIOUSLY?! A ROTARY PHONE!?...really..." Athena yelled.
"Fine, I'll make a website with you." Apollo said.
"Great!"
"...Apollo, you know how to type, right?"
"Sure."
"Type in how to make a we-"
"Wait. Why are you making me type in how to make a website? I thought YOU knew how to make a website...!"
"...W-w-Well! I-I do!"
"Hmph."
"Fine. I'LL type it in..!"
*typing ensues*
"Athena, maybe we shouldn't go for .. Maybe a .gov will work."
"Yeah, Sunny."
"Sunny..?!"
"Don't you know mythology?"
"Yeah, Ms. Wisdom."
"...Hmph."
"Athena, move."
"Why?"
"I cant make a website, but I can do this..."
Phoenix Wright was just leaving Edgeworth's office to talk about the trial tomorrow.
[Ding!]
His phone (an iPhone 5- srs Phoenix it's 2029, get with the times) he checked his messages.
{Maya} Meet you the Royal Burger?
Phoenix was about to text back he was there but then...
{SunnyOwl} WTF are you doing random person
... What? Was the only thing going through Phoenix's head.
{SunnyOwl} I hacked ur phone person
{SunnyOwl} lol ur freakin out
{SunnyOwl} I can watch u PHOENIX RIGHT.
{SunnyOwl} PHOENIX Wrong lol
{Phoenix} Wtf Athena, it's that you?
{Edgeworth} Wright someone texted me named BLUbadger who is this man
{Phoenix} Edgeworth what is a blue badger
{Edgeworth} Ngo. Just NGHOO.
{Edgeworth} Typo. Sorry.
{Phoenix} Athena stop right now
{Athena} WHAAAAAAAT who me?
{Apollo}
{Phoenix} Do you yell on the phone too?
{Apollo} WHATEVER. ATHENA DID IT.
{Edgeworth} ...
{Klavier} Haiiiiiii
{Phoenix} GET OFF MY NUMBER
{?} Hello people.
{Apollo} AAAAAAHHHHHH!
{Athena} ?!
{Phoenix} ATHENA CYKES APOLLO JUSTICE YOU TWO ARE SO DEAAAD