Oh God, in your infinite wisdom, I thank you. I thank you for sending me this dope of an angel. I thank you for creating him for me. With him I feel that with him I will feel at home. His eyes shower me with love and care; things denied me for so long. I feel that the whole world is right by just being near him. That my past and sins will and shall be absolved by his tender touches. My slate cleaned as if my past never happened and all that is left is the present and future all from the special touches meant only for me.
I will love him and he will love me. And together we shall be one. Forever and ever.
But I know he is not perfect. Angels, like men, can be swayed. But I shall help him stay true to your plan. I shall make sure he is mine. No matter what.
Amen.