Chapter 1
It was a dark and stormy night, oh wait, what the heck. It was a bright and sunny day here in Hogwarts. Harry, Ron, and Hermione, walked into the great hall together and sat with the rest of the fifth years in the Gryffindor house. Harry was stuffing his face with minted meat pie, when Dumbledore stood up to make an announcement.
"Ahem, Attention students!" Dumbledore said. "In light of the fact that Voldemort has not tried to attack us in over a fortnight. We are taking a school wide field trip."
The entire school erupted in cheers.
"To Hershey Park and Chocolate World in Hershey Pennsylvania."
The school stopped applauding and looked at each other in confusion.
Harry and Hermione were still clapping while Ron was staring at them in confusion. "What's a Hershey Park?" he asked.
Harry and Hermione gasped in amazement. "You never heard of Hershey Park?" Harry asked.
"No, should I have?" Ron asked.
"It's only like the best amusement park in the world," Harry asked. "I went there for one of Dudley's birthdays."
"I've never been to one, but I read about them. There are these moving cars called roller coasters that can do all sorts of things and it's really fun. There are also games we could play and food we can eat and-" Hermione drowned on and on.
"Yeah, that's basically it," Harry said.
"Ahem," Dumbledore coughed. "There are four portkeys placed at each corner of the great hall, they each take you to different places in the park. Chose wisely."
The school broke apart and the trio walked to the same portkey that Malfoy and his gang was at. Malfoy had a generally pale person, but today it looked totally white and empty. "You okay Malfoy, you look a little pale," Harry smirked.
"A little, you're face is white," Ron added, laughing.
"Shut up!" Malfoy said balling up his fist.
"Okay, finger on a portkey in three seconds or we are leaving without you," Dumbledore said. All the teachers put a finger on there own portkey as the students pushed together trying to get there finger on just a millimeter of what ever the fabric was.
Suddenly, everything vanished and everyone was spinning. They were transporting. Harry saw the right place to fall so he let go and he fell down into line for the Super Duper Looper. Harry landed right on target, on top of Malfoy. Harry and Hermione were excited and watching the rides, while Ron, Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle were looking at the rides puzzled.
"What's wrong Malfoy, never seen a rollercoaster before?" Harry smirked.
"A what?" Malfoy said.
Harry and Hermione started cracking up.
They were next in line. "So, what do you do on this thing?" Ron asked.
"You sit down, pull the thing down, hold on, and scream," Harry said.
"Okay…." Ron said. They boarded the ride and strapped in. Ron managed to figure out how to strap in with a little help from Harry. Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle were stumped by all the straps and buckles and were embarrassed to ask the worker how to do it. Crabbe was too fat to fit in the car and had to get off. Once all of that was sorted the ride was about to take off.
Just before the ride started, Ron started screaming like a banshee. It startled everyone. "You're not supposed to start screaming yet Ron!" Hermione said.
"Oh, Right….." Ron said. Harry and Hermione were screaming for pleasure while Ron and Malfoy were screaming to get off. After the second loop, Ron started to enjoy the ride, but Malfoy looked sick. When the ride ended and they all walked off, Harry saw Malfoy get caught by Crabbe because he fell over puking.
Harry started laughing so hard it made Ron and Hermione jump about a mile. When the turned around to see what had happened, they were laughing too. They passed by a sign for the Magical Magician Man, and the Magical Mutt.
"Hey, lets got check this show out. It might be interesting to see what the Muggles think of for magic," Hermione said.
"Alright fine, it might be fun," Harry said.
"Whatever." Ron said. They walked to the show and sat down in the front row. They saw a tall man with no expression on his face. He was wearing a red clown nose that contrasted sharply with his freakishly pale skin. They saw several lame card tricks. Then the Magician started to do something cool.
"I will need a volunteer from the audience to go through and disappear from this box," he said.
He scanned the audience, until he saw Harry. "How about you, little boy?" he said his snake-like hiss.
"No, sorry. Time for lunch," Harry said as he gestured to Ron and Hermione to leave. They quickly left the show. They walked out to the buffet that was offered for the school. They got their food and sat down.
A/N:
Okay, I know it's so strange. I was part of a Harry Potter Book Club at school. We had a Harry Potter FanFiction contest. They told me this maybe like the day before the stories were due! Right! One day to write an entire fanfic. I decided I should write something totally crazy just to scare the crap out of them. I think it would scare the crap out of me. Anyway, keep reading, it's only three chapters, and I think it's funny. You have to know the ending. And of course. Review!!!!!