Human for a Day
Okay, this is why I'm reposting my last two stories, and soon my next one: Thanks to my outburst (anyone who's read all of my stories knows what I'm talking about.) my story was taken off so now I have to repost and start over. Since I deleted all my ficlics except these two, Alucard Learns Something New with now consist of only these two and the others that are added.
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Alucard: Humans are pathetic.
Shamroc: Who let you out?!
Seras: uh....me?
Shamroc: growls both of you, back in your cells till I let you out!
Seras: But why?
Shamroc: Because I said so.
Alucard: That's not a good reason.
Shamroc: Who asked you?! What are you still doing here?! BACK IN YOUR CELLS!!!
Alucard and Seras: Yes...
Integra: I told you.
Shamroc: Yea, yelling does work.
Alucard stalked down the halls, looking both sad and frustrated. He reached into his jacket and pulled out his Jackal and stared at it longingly. He wouldn't be able to use it until day after tomorrow night, when Integra's punishment wore off.
Flashback
"Alucard, you have been acting entirely too cocky lately. I believe you've forgotten your place." Stated Integra
"Is that so Master?" sneered Alucard from his spot hanging from the ceiling.
"Yes, so Walter and I have come up with a solution." She continued
Alucard raised an eyebrow, "Really."
"Walter!" Integra called
There was a moment of silence and then Walter walked in through the door to Integra's office.
"Is it time Sir Integra?" he asked
"Yes Walter, please continue." She ordered
"Yes Sir Integra." Walter bowed and turned to Alucard who had since come down from his spot on the ceiling
Walter started to mumble a few words that sounded like Greek. A white light started to glow around Alucard and form chains on his body.
"What the hell is this?!" he snarled at Integra
"Your punishment, you will be officially human for the next 48 hours." She smiled, "and, unless you start to behave, we will perform a stronger form of the spell. And if you still don't behave, I will personally turn you human."
Suddenly a brilliant light flashed, filling up the large room. When it had disappeared, Alucard stood in the same place with only subtle differences. His red eyes were now brown, and his skin took on a darker shade.
"You are dismissed."
End Flashback
That was yesterday, and despite his numerous and carefully thought out attempts to scare the employees, nobody took him seriously and therefore were never scared just annoyed. Apparently Integra took the liberty to tell the whole manor about his predicament. There was only one person he hadn't tried to terrify yet, and that was Seras.
Though she wasn't the bravest vampire, she did have guts and wasn't easy to scare like she used to be. But he was the great Alucard! He would find a way to scare her in his current state...
Alucard walked into Seras's room to find her cleaning her Halcannon (sp?) and whistling to herself. She greeted him without even looking up from her work.
"Hello Master. What brings you here?"
"I was just walking around, so I came in." he lied, thankful that he hadn't taught her how to tell if somebody was lying
"Oh, that's- Ahhhh!" she screamed
"What is it?!" Alucard half yelled half asked her
"Sp-Sp-SPIDER!" she stammered while pointed to the offending arachnid hanging from the ceiling
Letting out a very un-nosferatu-like snort as he walked over to the spider and squished it between his pointer finger and his thumb.
"You are pathetic Police Girl." He teased
"Spiders are disgusting!" she retorted
"I'm sure." He said to her over his shoulder as he walked out of her room.
He was up on the main floor before he remembered why he had gone into Sera's room in the first place. At first he was mad at himself for forgetting, then he realized something: Seras was petrified of the spider! He let out a bone-chilling laugh that he was happy he could still make. Determined to find another of the eight-legged creatures, Alucard started to walk down the first of many halls in the manor.
It was almost two hours later before Alucard found one of the miserable creatures. He had no idea how it was possible that in this entire Godforsaken place, that all of the halls were practically spotless.
He was outside of Seras's door, the little spider held very carefully in his hand. After all, he didn't want the little thing to bite him. Taking a deep breathe to stop him from laughing, he walked into Seras's room, a big grin spread across his face.
"Master!" Seras smiled when she saw him come in
At first he felt bad, stupid human feelings, then he pictured her reaction that was to occur and the feeling vanished from him completely.
"I have something for you Seras."
Her eyes lit up, "Really?! Lemme see!"
He waited until she was within reach and pulled his hand out from behind his back and up to her face. Slowly, he opened to his fist to present his 'present' to her, his grin growing bigger by every passing moment.
Everything seemed to happen in slow motion. Seras's eyes grew to the size of bowling balls and her mouth opened and let out a deafening shriek. Instinctively Seras's slapped Alucard's hand in order to get the terrifying creature away from her and onto the floor so she could kill it. But the spider didn't land on the floor, it landed on Alucard's forehead where it proceeded to sink it's fangs into the soft human skin and inject its poison.
A fuming Alucard sat in Integra's office with a snickering Seras sitting in a chair to his right. Walter stood next to Integra who was sitting in her office chair, both are trying desperately not to laugh aloud. And they had good reason.
On Alucard's normally pale forehead, there was instead a large, red welt with two little bite marks directly in the middle.
"And how did this happen?" Integra asked between snickers
Arucard let out a loud sigh, "I tried to scare Seras with a spider, she hit the hand that was holding it, it landed on my forehead and bit me. Really Master, I don't see the humor in this."
"You wouldn't would you?" she laughed, having given up on holding back the laughter
"You should have been there Sir Integra!" Seras giggled, "Master let out the funniest scream when he saw the spider coming at him!"
"Is this true?" Integra asked, started to laugh again, "You're afraid of spiders too?!"
Alucard opened his mouth to say something but his attention suddenly snapped to a spot on Integra's desk. A rather small spider was crawling over a piece of paper on her desk. With a loud snarl/shriek sound he crushed the spider with a closed fist.
"Guess that answers that." Integra stated and then started to laugh uncontrollably followed by Seras and then Walter.
Alucard: That wasn't funny.
Integra: I think so, don't you?
Walter, Seras, and Shamroc nod their heads.
Alucard: Humph, Humans! Storms off through the wall.
Integra: Baby.
That's it for now, I got my inspiration for this one because of my brother. He tried to catch a Wolf Spider, and it bit him! Ha Ha! Anyway, R&R!!!!
Shamroc