Haha! So here i am again...Eyes So Keen is on hold...again... This is something i've been writing with absolutely no intent of putting on , but who cares, im getting bored of seeing it just sit there in my documents.
---Don't own Naruto, of course if i did it would be awesome---
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A Stunning Difference ch.1- Home...!
Two figures in the dead on night strode towards the fortified ornate gates of Konoha's northern entrance. The taller form of an elderly man with a wild mane of pure white hair that shimmered dimly in the ethereal rays of the moon overhead as he placed a small notepad in his back pockets. To his right, a slightly shorter form bearing an identical mane golden blond in color quickened his pace past the two sleeping guards behind the wooden desk between the gates two doors. The elder man scribbled down two names and left the guards to their sleep, mentally laughing at the thought of an entire army marching past the snoozing chuunin.
"Naruto, I'll report to Tsunade-hime. Go catch some sleep kid!" the man waved off the complaints of his apprentice and continued on his merry way humming something about 106cm. Naruto sighed, deciding it be best to go salvage whatever remaining items that survived the abuse the villagers most likely put his apartment through.
He wasn't disappointed to find the decrepit building nothing more than rubble, save for a few stairs leading up to a single room that was more or less supported by the destruction below. 'Ill give 'em credit….they managed to keep ONLY my room up, probably something that took a lot of effort…' Focusing some chakra to his feet the blonde carefully walked the remainder of the staircase with the grace of a cat, the old boards not so much as creaking as his chakra enhanced steps seemingly floated over them.
"This place is so unreal! Not only supported by a few misplaced beams…they managed to keep everything in perfect order…only to destroy it…ironic…" the blonde lazily kicked open a loose floorboard to find his most cherished items barely touched by the destruction around them. Naruto in one simple motion swooped the items into his arms and made for the hokage tower. The blonde with a grunt, noticed a framed photo of the old team seven… He promptly dropped the photo onto the floor leaving in the same manner he entered.
The worn building, serving its purpose collapsed as his foot met the cold concrete serving as a visual representation of his cleaned slate within konoha.
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Tsunade was in shock. Her little brother had apparently come so far in his training that Jiraiya of the sannin, her closest friend and fellow legendary shinobi had outright demanded the boy have an immediate promotion to jonin, or chuunin at the least.
"You know I can't just promote him, you know the fight I had to put up to even let him step foot into the village? Just think of their logic, Jiraiya." said Tsunade flatly
"The kid surpasses me! You know what they call him in Kiri? Huh? Take a look at the bingo book" Jiraiya pointed frantically at her desk to emphasize
With a bored huff Tsunade pulled out the book and let it fall to Mizu no Kuni. She skimmed the pages until an aged face of her little brother came into view, she sighed at his choice of appearance "You actually got him to grow it out like that…?" Jiraiya nodded, holding out his hand in which Tsunade placed a bundle of ryou notes
"Konoha's Phantom Hurricane? Left missing-nin encampments completely destroyed…" Tsunade lifted her head slowly not believing what she was reading. "You're joking, right? Naruto? Our little gaki?"
"Yup!" chirped the pervert happily "We've been staying in Kiri with that Tazuna fellow and his…enticing daughter…" Jiraiya got a dazed look as a small bit of blood leaked from his nose "The gaki insisted we focus on chakra control since he sucked so bad at it…" he paused leaving a bit of suspense to his statement
"And…?'
"The kid could split a pinhead from nearly three yards away with a single gust of chakra enhanced wind! We then applied that to jutsu and it was incredible…I've come to think he's surpassed even his own father when it comes to the Rasengan…but ill leave that a surprise to you" finished the toad sage with an eerie grin.
"Well then" started the woman "We'll have to find him a suitable opponent for the test I've got in mind for tomorrow"
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Naruto was at a loss for words. Kiba, Chouji, Shikamaru, Shino (Not that he tried much), and Neji all refused him shelter! All claiming to have 'no room for guests'
"Sheesh…some friends they've turned out to be" Naruto's eyes brightened immediately when a thought came to his head "Baa-chan!"
With a bit of persuading with the receptionist Naruto successfully slipped past the ANBU guards stationed throughout the building to find the familiar oak doors that lead to the kage's office. Within he could hear two voices, both familiar. A slight knock on the door and out came the expected 'Enter' with great mirth he pushed open the doors to find his perverted sensei and older sister figure laughing over cups of sake with Shizune trembling in the corner.
"Ah! Gaki there you are!" Tsunade pulled a stool to her desk and threw down another small saucer
"Come have a drink with us, Naruto!" beamed Jiraiya as he poured the alcohol into his own saucer. Deciding it was best he not refuse their drunken offer the boy sat and raised the glass to his mouth. The liquid was warm to the touch, and even warmer going down.
~Two Hours Later~
Naruto finished off the remaining bottle with an exaggerated 'Ahh!' and slammed it against the table, now completely drunk no thanks to the bastard fox who refused to keep him sober.
"Ahh, Tsu-…Tsunade-baa-chan..if not tmuch tro…oble canni have a rooom for toenite…villagers killed…they killed my house!…not ch a bad job thoe…held up pretty well" the blonde finished off his drunken slurs and was nearly punched in the face as Tsunade attempted what would be known as the gracious host's sweep
"Not at all gaki thuurd door down…on the...left!" she pointed a finger in a random direction simultaneously knocking Jiraiya off his bench
"Thanksss Tsunade-baachaan…" Naruto stumbled out the door and off into the wide halls of the hokage tower leaving the two sannin to their sake. The door shut and both shinobi instantly dropped their drunken act, Jiraiya smirking
"Told ya he'd last an hour" grinned the man
"Fine…what do you want?" asked Tsunade cautiously
"Kukukukuku…"
"..."
Naruto plopped down onto his bed just as a window shattered somewhere in the distance followed by a yell "One hundred nine centimeters!!!!"
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Just for anyone who doesn't get it...106cm is Jiraiya's estimate of Tsunade's bust size, apparently he was off by three centimeters.
Till next time (Or until i put up the next chapter in a lil' bit)