When two worlds collide re-make
(My version of a Mighty Boosh story originally written by xxquirpxx)
"Anna-Chan the pizza's done, I can hear the timer going off" Lucy enthused from a pile of large multicoloured cushions in Anna's upstairs Bedroom.
"Urgh there's like five minuets of the show left, can you get it?" Anna groaned from a lime green Beanbag somewhere to the right of Lucy.
"No cause I don't know how your oven works, I'll pause it for you. There, it's paused now. Off you go" groaning Anna resentfully got up.
"Wipe that smirk off your face" Anna said over her shoulder while walking down the carpet-covered stairs. Lucy giggled looking round at Anna's room.
She loved Anna's room, with the dark red wine colour paint job on two of the walls and a dark grape purple on the other two. It was a large room since it used to be a playroom from when Anna was younger. The chocolate coloured carpet with Anna's double bed with multicoloured quilt cover and matching pillow set over on the right and her home theatre set in front of Lucy. All of the wardrobes and furniture was the same oak wood, the door, even the window frames matched. Anna had always decorated her room with sparkly and pretty things and since her mother was an interior decorator and her father was a lawyer she was wealthy enough to afford allot of expensive things. They were like family to Lucy and happily let her move in after she had left home a week ago. A thunderclap broke her chain of thought.
"Looks like it's going to be a thunderstorm tonight!" Lucy called to Anna.
"Awesome I love thunderstorms!" came Anna's reply. She emerged from the stairs and started singing a familiar tune both girls new off by heart.
"Come with us now on a journey through time and space"
"to the world of the Mig-ARGGHHHH!" A large and ear splittingly loud thunder rumble and lightning crack had struck. Lucy did not mix well with loud noises and bangs. When Lucy uncoiled she found Anna rolling round on the floor in a laughing fit.
"Shut-up it's not that funny"
"the look on your face, the noise from you made and the army roll, duck and cover actions were enough to bring a rock to tears darling" Anna said wiping tears away with her hand.
"Oh har har har." Lucy stuck her tongue out at Anna.
"Let's get the show on, what episode?"
"Um…how bout "Power of the crimp?"
"OK"
They sat watching The Power of the Crimp and eating hot pizza with raspberry Fanta for about ten minuets before the lightning and thunder became ear splittingly louder and eye wateringly brighter. This however wasn't enough to stop the girls from watching their favourite program. They turned up the volume and huddled closer to the screen. Well into the last ten minuets of the episode the T.V started cutting out and the image started to become distorted and fuzzy.
"Damn thunder storm fucking up my T.V!"
"Oh my god Anna stop hitting the T.V box you idiot that doesn't do
anything except make it worse" Lucy grabbed Anna's shoulders trying to pull her away from the T.V but when she did three things happened at once. A lighting strike went off, Anna smacked the screen of the T.V and a faint humming noise started.
"What the heck is that noise?"
"I think you broke your T.V"
"oh fantastic, mum's gonna kill me"
"wait, listen."
The noise got louder and louder, Lucy looked at Anna. She was becoming transparent like smoke.
"Anna you're disappearing!"
"Shit! So are you! What the hell is happening!"
The humming noise grew so the girls covered their ears. The T.V screen became whiter and whiter. Both of the girls stared at the screen and each got a feeling of being pulled towards it, into it. Another loud lightning strike went off and the T.V screen went blank and the noise stopped. Where there had once been two girls there was now nobody.
***
"Right Howard, Vince, me and Bollo are going out to Shamansbury's to
buy a new Magic Carpet-"
"what's wrong with the one you've got? It looks fine to me, well it's a
bit plain actually, and if you want I can glam it up a bit."
"No way Vince if I let you sew stuff onto it it'll lose it magic and
become an ordinary rug. That's worth about five hundred magic carpet
marks!"
"Alright, cool your turban Naboo"
"Anyway this carpet's too old and shabby it's got maybe one ride left in it. Mind the shop will you and don't get into trouble-Howard."
"It's Vince you should be worried about" Howard tried to protest
"Vince do nothing wrong, Vince precious diamond." Bollo growled. Howard and Vince watched as the two shuffled out the room and heard the door open and close in time with the bell.
"Want to watch some T.V?"
"OK little man" they locked up the shop and collapsed on the sofa.
Howard let Vince flip through the channels not really caring what he
watched. He was beginning to doze off when
"Howard the Telly ain't working"
"Vince! Naboo said not to break anything and look at what you've done!" Howard complained bending down over the T.V to see if he could fix it.
"I didn't do anything, I was just changing the channel," Vince protested. Howard banged on the top of the T.V in annoyance. The T.V image became fuzzy and a humming noise began. The humming noise quickly got louder.
"How do we stop it?" Vince screamed in panic covering his ears. Howard pushed various buttons in panic. A lighting strike went off causing Vince to scream and jump backwards falling over the back of the sofa and Howard was thrown backwards falling into a near by Bean Bag. The T.V screen was blank and the humming noise had stopped but when Vince peered over the back of the sofa he saw two girls coiled up, holding theirs heads and groaning.