1 Family Matters
A series of drabbles written by:
Paige Hilary-Michelle Roberts
'Sup? First off, I want to thank my good friend Noelle (aka Mrs. Tentacles,) for letting me borrow her character "Alice" to use for this story. For those of you who haven't read her Alice stories, she is Squidward's sassy eight year old daughter. Please R&R and I hope you enjoy!!
DISCLAIMER: Wow, haven't done one of these in a while. Well, I don't really like to add in things that make you read something you don't give two shrimps about, so I'll have to come up with a clever way to let you know that I don't own anything in this fanfic...was that clever enough?
Clarinet
Squidward had given up on trying to teach her how to play the glorified instrument that is the clarinet. She only played the wrong notes, (which were actually the right ones) inhaled at the wrong (right) times, and was in a completely different key that he was (because he was playing incorrectly). Truthfully, Alice was a musical savior–but when you're as self-centered as Squidward Johanssen Tentacles, anyone else sucks.
So when in a disappointed rage he sent Alice outside to "see if Neptune'll be gracious today and give you some talent", and Uncle Spongebob passed by asking if he could borrow the "toilet plunger" in her hands, she found a quick way to make ten bucks and get rid of what was causing her both physical and mental exasperation. And how much trouble could she get in? She wasn't the one Squidward angrily yelled "moron" at each day...