Hey, Darker X here. This is the first in a series of oneshots where Espio rants about things that make him mad. (He has anger issues!)
Espio: SHUT THE HELL UP! I DO NOT have FUCKING ANGER ISSUES!
Espio: Naruto is pathetic. Not only is the anime so cheesy and predictable, it exploits stereotypes and its way too dramatic. My sensei taught me that letting your feelings leak into any battle is suicide for any ninja. Also, the whole concept of Chakra and Hand Signs is screwy. I mean what the hell! Since when have you actually read in ancient documents ninjas burning their enemies with jutsu! No, ninjas have to fucking train their asses off, learning the ways of martial arts. We are skilled because we work hard at it, they fucking get to move their hands and blow shit up! And, FYI, there are no such things as the following:
Paper Bombs
Talking Frogs
GIANT Talking Frogs
Whatever number-tailed beasts
And basically anything else you see on the show….
AND SCINCE WHEN THE HELL COULD NINJAS SPOOF MOUNT RUSSMORE!
Erm, sorry. Where was I? Oh yeah. I'm telling you all this because I'm tired of constantly reading fanfic's where I, Espio, real ninja, am stuck doing hand signs and using FUCKING JUTSU! Oh, and, just so you know, TURNING INVISIBLE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME BEING A NINJA, I'M A FUCK CHARMEALEON, and it, along with anything else I do, ninja or otherwise, IS NOT A JUTSU!
Fucking Naruto, poisoning the minds of fanfiction writers everywhere, and making me some kind of joke…
Charmy: Ya know Espio, if you hate Naruto so much, then why do you have this? *holds up box full of Naruto manga*
Espio: I WAS GOING TO BURN THOSE! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM!
Charmy: *while flying away* Anger issues….
BTW I don't hate Naruto, but I do feel that what happens in Naruto stays in Naruto (unless it's a crossover).