Authors note: I really don't feel like saying the whole I own this and I SEGA owns that so I'm going to make it easier. All of Team Toxic belongs to me, except one, Akira. The other 2 I own. Okay, I changed it up a little bit, Omega exploded, Rouge died, Tails disappeared and no cares to go look for him. And in Team Sonic, Knuckles is the flier, and Sonic and Shadow always fight who is going to be the power and speed. I was bored so bear with me if it sucks.
Team Sonic…
"Ah, at last, no more Egghead to ruin things! Just nice peace and relaxation!" Sonic jumped on the couch and turned on the TV.
"Get your ass of my couch faker!" came a voice from behind him.
"Your couch? I don't see you name on it," smirked Sonic.
Shadow pulled Sonic off and on one of the cushions there was some writing spray painted on it. It read: Shadow's couch. Get your ass off it or it will pinch you.
Sonic mumbled and pulled up a chair while Shadow gladly stretched his legs out.
"Hey guys!" yelled Knuckles. Knuckles flew in with a letter in his hands. He stopped and landed on Sonic's lap.
"What the fuck! Go sit over there!"
"I can't," said Knuckles. "Shadow spray painted it and I really don't want my ass pinched.
"What do you have there?" asked Shadow getting up.
"It's a card I found in my mail box," Knuckles looked concerned. "It's from Eggman."
"What!" Sonic shot up like a bullet. "But we just kicked his ass a week ago!"
"Well, maybe Knuckles is just being a dumbass and this is a copy of the one he sent you guys before," suggested Shadow.
"No, that one was different. Read this one…well technically listen to it."
Knuckles held the card out. It started speaking.
"Ahdsf fakefg." It said.
"Oh sorry, it's in German."
Knuckles pressed a button and it spoke English.
"So you thought you could get rid of me! Think again! I have another plan up my sleeve! And there's no way you can stop me! MUHAHAHAHA!"
"Okay, so now we got to kick his ass all over again?" asked Sonic.
"Duh! He's trying to destroy the world again! What are we supposed to do? Sit here and drink Cream Soda?" said Shadow.
"We have Cream Soda?" said Knuckles all jittery.
"NO!"
"Well then don't lie to me!"
Sonic threw the letter out the window thinking it was a joke.
Team Toxic…
"God dammit Sonia!" yelled Akira. Akira is a purple and red echidna with a tight shirt and baggy pants. "Why is there spaghetti in my CD player?"
Sonia, who was downstairs, was listening to her own CD player. Sonia is a hedgehog with long red quills and black tips. She wears a black belly shirt and a black shredded skirt. She also has three piercing in her right ear.
"SONIA!"
"WHAT!"
"WHY WAS THERE NOODLES IN MY PLAYER!"
"Uh…I was doing an experiment…" said Sonia.
"Sure, okay!" Akira walked down the stairs looking pissed.
"I swear I was framed! Tiff made me do it!" yelled Sonia pointing to a brown fox that was in the kitchen. She had magenta pink hair, a purple belly shirt, and flare jeans.
"Hey don't look at me, I was cooking dinner." Said Tiffany.
"HA! SEE! She was cooking dinner. What is dinner? Dinner is food! And food is spaghetti!" yelled Sonia.
"Do you just make these things up in your head?" asked Tiffany.
All of the sudden a piece of paper flew in from the window.
Tiffany walked over and picked it up.
"So you thought you could get rid of me? Think again! I have another plan up my sleeve! And there's no way you can stop me! MUHAHAHAHAHA!"
All of them just stared at the letter until some one broke the silence.
"Holy shit that piece of paper just talked!" yelled Sonia.
Akira and Tiffany looked at Sonia then back at the letter.
"What do you think it means?" asked Tiffany.
"I don know, but who ever that fat dude is, he's pretty stupid." Said Akira.
"Why?"
"Well you just don't go around telling people your going to take over the world. That's just plain stupid. Its like saying: HEY I JUST COMMITTED MURDER!"
"Oh, well we have to stop him," said Sonia.
"Yeah, and fast."
"Well, on we go!" yelled Akira. All of the sudden, town saving music started blaring in the background.
Authors note: So how was it? I will get the other 2 teams in the next chapter. PLEASE REVIEW!
