CINDERELLA

Kagome wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Kagome sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide her with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.

"First, you must wear a diaphragm."

Kagome agrees. "What's the second condition?"

"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."

Kagome agrees to be home by 2:00 am. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Kagome doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Kagome shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied.

"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"

"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother, and he took care of everything."

The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!"

Kagome replied, "I can't remember, exactly, Koga, Koga, the something eater."
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Inuyasha, the puppet, had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Inuyasha, therefore, went to visit Totosia to see if he could help.

Totosai suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Inuyasha skipped away enlightened.

A couple weeks later, Totosai saw Inuyasha bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"

Inuyasha replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
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MICKEY AND MINNIE

Inuyasha Mouse and Kagome Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."

Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy."
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TARZAN AND JANE

One day, Kagome met Inuyasha in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged to have sex.

"What's that?" he asked.

She explained to him what sex was and he said,

"Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree."

Horrified, she said, " Inuyasha, you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs.

"Here," she said, "You must put it in here."

Inyasha removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Kagome rolled around in agony.

Eventually she managed to gasp,"What the hell did you do that for?"

"Just checking for bees," said Inuyasha.