Hi.
I don't own Smash Bros, Metroid, or any of their associated characters. If I did, why would I bother writing fanfiction?
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Crazy Hand floats along the hallway, moving his fingers rhythmically, moving them at the same time like he's grabbing at something.
"Screee!… Screee!" he says gleefully in a falsetto voice as he floats along.
He enters a darkened room, and somehow without even having eyes, spies the organic computer and Assist Trophy, Mother Brain, sleeping in her case.
He floats over more erratically now, moving from side to side in upward arcs towards Mother Brain, slowly but surely getting nearer.
Once close enough, he stops, angles his fingers towards the top of her case, and takes a big breath.
"SCREEEEEE!" he says in the falsetto, with a bloodcurdling undertone, and pounces… Onto her case, rubbing his fingers along the top, making gnawing noises.
Master Hand bursts into the room, crying "Is anyone ble—?… Crazy? What are you doing to Mother Brain?"
He stops rubbing the case, and says, "Look Master! I'm a Metroid!" happily, before resuming rubbing and making gnawing noises.
"Crazy… Just… Stop, please." Master pleads with his younger brother.
"Get off my case, buffoon." Mother Brain snarls at Crazy.
Crazy Hand ignores them both, continuing to pretend that he is a Metroid.
Master Hand floats over to Crazy Hand. "Crazy… Please, just get off Mother Brain's case and leave her alone. You don't have to stop pretending you're a Metroid, just don't do it here."
"But I'm not done yet!" Crazy Hand whines to his brother.
"ENOUGH!" Mother Brain roars at Crazy Hand. "IF YOU WON'T GET OFF MY CASE WILLINGLY, I'LL MAKE YOU!"
Master Hand took that as a cue to take cover.
Mother Brain switched into battle mode, with Rinkas going every which way, while charging the Hyper Beam.
A couple of Rinkas hit Crazy Hand on his pinkie finger. "OWIE!" He lets go of the case, pressing his pinkie into a protective position with his thumb.
But unfortunately for Crazy Hand, the Hyper Beam finished charging immediately after that.
The Hyper Beam hit Crazy Hand. "AAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHH!" screams Crazy Hand as he falls to the floor.
Master Hand emerges from the cover he'd taken, and looks at Crazy Hand.
The poor hand's glove is completely scorched, with rips in various places. Crazy Hand himself is on the floor, palm facing up. His fingers twitch slightly, appearing stunned.
"Get that idiot out of here." Mother Brain snaps at Master Hand.
Master Hand picks up Crazy Hand by his wrist, allowing Crazy Hand's knuckles to drag on the floor behind them.
"Let that be a lesson, Crazy."