AN: This is another fanfic with me and Cartman starring. OH BABY!
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Fun at the Zoo
The zoo is usually a place for parents to take their children to enjoy the wild beasts that reside there. Today was not one of those days. Cartman and I had come to the zoo to watch and learn the ways the different animals mated; Cartman couldn't wait until we returned home so, him being himself, started having sex with me right then and there, in the monkey cage.
And why were we in the monkey cage, you ask? I don't know why, we just were. Cartman had opened the door with his pudgy, orgasmic hand and waddled inside. I followed him in, and then he turned around to face me with a devious expression. A deep, animalistic gurgle sounded from the depths of his throat as he launched himself onto me like a sumo flying at its prey.
"Oh, CARTMAN!" I shrieked as my clothes were ripped off. He growled viciously as I grabbed for his pants, as the monkeys did, and I could begin to hear the all too familiar sound of the hippo inside him screaming for release…
"Shut-up ho! I do my part and you just grab and suck mah balls!"
I nodded my head eagerly and started to massage the bulge rising from his brown, baggy pants. He groaned, the hippo getting closer and thrusted his lower half into me even more. Our eyes met for a split second and he leaped on top of me, practically cutting of my air ways. I screamed in pleasure as his bulge met my puddle.
The monkeys could only look at us in shock, but then started grinding themselves because our noises were so orgasmic that they too were getting horny. Unfortunately, nothing lasts forever. The monkeys soon started throwing their crap and banana peelings at us to get us out. Most of the people were gone by then and the monkeys, oh their screeching, it was heartwarming and made my puddle even bigger! Cartman turned to them completely, his friend flying around like superman, and shouted to them with his masculine, orgasmic voice,
"Can't you see we are having sex here?! God dammit! You're all a bunch of cheap hippies!"
That's when he did it. He thrust into me with so much force that we rammed into the ground and a crack formed in the concrete. Our moans filled the air as the hippo finally reached its destination. It was so loud that it echoed on throughout the zoo. The monkeys ran to the far corner of the cage in fear and disgust at his overly-large form smashing me into the ground.
"Ouch! My…my back hurts...Can we do this on the leaves?"
"No shut-up you ho! You're such a wimpy ass fucker and until I say we go to the leaves we are fucking right here, right now!"
The look in his eyes was enough to drive me crazy. You could see the hippo inside him driving him crazy and burning passionately between his set of luscious lashes. Actually, now that I think about it, they weren't really burning with passion. It was more like desire. This made me utter a peep in excitement.
"SEX. NOW," Cartman growled.
"Yes, sir."
We rolled around on the concrete floor as his flabs of flubber danced around on the cement like little pixies. Er… big pixies.
After about five more hours of hardcore fucking, we exited the monkey cage, leaving the monkeys to their own cage. The only thing we left behind was some of Cartman's jizz that was strewn around the cage in various locations.
"That was SEXY," I commented, still breathless.
Cartman grabbed my ass, leading me to his old, rusty pickup truck. "Shut up Tori, you stupid skank."
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AN: Sorry that was so short and sorta sucked, but we were sorta out of it tonight. But at least it's a new story, good or not! Remember, safe sex. Abstinence is the only 100% guarantee you'll ever get in your life.