"See the handsomely dressed Necromancer getting shoved by the guard into a cell? course you don't its a written story."

"Get in lizard." said the guard.

as he was shoved into the cell the Argonian known as RuleswithIronFist(or Rulesy) put up his iron finger(well i just kicked this up to a teen rating.)
"Fool" Rulesy said, the guard just grunted and walked off.

"Hey wait you forgot to read me my rights!"

the guard yelled "You have the rite to shut up!"

as soon as the guard left Rulesy pulled out a set of books under his robe.

"Lets see here...This?No thats my cook book,This?No thats ! here we go." he held up a book marked " The adventures of Springheel Jack."
"I love this novel." he exclaimed and began reading. as he was reading the prisoner in the cell across from him thought himself a comedian.

"Hey lizard it must break your heart, being so close to the water..."

"And?" asked Rulesy as he flipped through his favorite book.

"Um, your mother was in my bed last night?"

"Really? Tell her I said hi the next you two meet up." he flipped a page

"Um...Your going to die in this prison!" the prisoner said

Rulesy removed his hood for a moment to reveal his fins and glowing bluish eyes and blackish dark scales.

"I'm already dead, been that way for years." he put his hood back on

Valen Dreth had nothing to say cept "Damn."

(to be continued...Don't worry the plot will actually happen next chapter...this was mostly filler.)