Disclaimer: Eric Kripke is the metaphorical father of Supernatural. Not I.
Warning 1: Thou shall not steal. Plagiarism is a dastardly deed. Thank you.
Warning 2: No beta reader. Apologies for everything wrong, including any uncharacteristic behavior of the Winchester brothers.
Warning 3: This drabble is dialogue only.
Timeline/Summary's Continuation: The brothers' nighttime conversation in the pilot episode (1x01) is not immediately cut short by Jessica's entrance. (This may be considered AU?)
Counsel Over Windows
By Jan J. (P.J.P), Little Sister's Keepress
"Whoa! Easy there, tiger."
"Dean? What—"
"Sammy, I can't believe you! What are you thinking?"
"What am I thinking?"
"How could you not salt the windows? Anything could have gotten in!"
"You sure got in, Dean, and you're human."
"Exactly, college boy. Although I'm more godlike than human. Why don't you have bars on the windows?"
"Bars? This is not jail, Dean!"
"The next time you get a place get one with bars on the windows!"
"Since when did you become the boss of me?"
"Since always. And you know I'm always right."
"No, you're not."
"Yes, I am."
"No, you're—"
"Oh, yes, I totally am!"
"Dean, what if there's a fire? If the doors are blocked, how do you expect us to escape?"
"Sam—"
"We would be trapped here and be burned alive!"
"Shh, Sam. Calm down. I won't let that happen to you. I've been watching over you. Haven't I always protected you?"
"I guess. Ow, Dean!"
"What? Sam! Are you all right?"
"I will be when you get off of me!"
"You're such a princess, Samantha."
"Well, you're a big jerk!"
"I wouldn't be one if you weren't a—"
"Sam?"
"Um, Jess?"
FIN