This is a full on crackfic written by my friend Robyn like two years, lmao. The only reason I'm posting it is because, well, we find this entertaining as hell and want to keep an online copy we all have access to. So uh, if you do find this, please don't judge us too much. xx
Levi watched as Eren dressed himself in his bathroom. Last night had been wonderful, and levi could still feel his asshole throbbing from the effort he put in last night. In fact, he started to think about it right now…
"OH GOD EREN SHOVE IT IN ME OOOH GOOOOOOODDDD WHY ARE YOU SO BIG JESUS IM BEING STRETCHED TO MY LIMITS!" screamed levi as Eren rammed into him. Jean watched from the back of the room, masturbating furiously. Macy screamed, 'GO FASTER THIS ISNT HOT ENOUGH'
As Macy got more frustrated, sexually, the heat built up within the room. Eren went in and out faster than a burger in a fat mans mouth. Aren EXPLODED LIKE WHEN YOU MIX BRAKE FLUID AND CHLORINE IN A SODA BOTTLE, BLOWING LEVI ACROSS THE ROOM WITH THE FORCE OF THE EXPLOSION!
Just as soon as this happened, Eren ran over to Levi's unconscious body, flipped him over, spread his cheeks, and inhaled deeply. With the force of his love breathing, Levi became (haha came lol) conscious and bent eren over like a table, with his hard member up in the air. He shoved his mouth over his DICK and began to suck, in and out. This went on with Macy complaining that this wasn't hot enough for about 10 seconds!
JUST THEN, LEVI BIT DOWN AND RIPPED EREN'S HARD MEMBER OFF WITH HIS TEETH. HE LOOKED MACY STRAIGHT IN THE EYES AND SWALLOED IT AS EREN SCREAMED IN THE BACKGROUND WITH PLEASURE AND PAIN. LEVI THEN JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW AND FLEW ON HIS BUTT HOLE FLAPS ON THE WIND HOME, HIS STOMACH FULL WITH DICK AND CUM
then macy and eren had sex lol. Hard. In the ass. With a stick. Up mace's ass. Cuz aren doesn't have a dick to fuck her with, so they used a stick they found outside.
Macy got several STD's from the stick.
But Eren still loves her
Macy is not wearing a bra.
Macy hates life.
welcome to our hell