No worries. I'm still gonna continue Birthday (Mis)Adventures. Just thought I'd work on this as well, and I already have the first three chappies written up. I'm not putting them up all at once though. :D

This is sort of a combination of Facebook-like chatting, and then you see what's going on at Olympus, often results of the conversations. Enjoy. :)

PART ONE:

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Hermes is online

Hephaestus is online

Hermes: Ta da! And at last, brought to you by Hephaestus TV and yours truly, I give you… eh, what did we call it again?

Hephaestus: *Facepalms*

Athena is online

Athena: What the Hades is going on? I'm trying to work!

Hermes: It's a new site! Isn't it awesome?

Athena: Uh… sure. I'm going to go back to reading.

Hermes: No, wait! Don't you want to try this special Facebook copy that's only for the gods?

Athena: Not really.

Hermes: You wound me. *Sulk*

Aphrodite is online

Apollo is online

Aphrodite: Ooh, what's this?

Athena: Some crazy site your husband and Hermes made.

Aphrodite: That's nice. What kind of site?

Hephaestus: Like facebook, just only for the residents of Olympus. Well, only the choice ones.

Athena: And the point of this?

Apollo: HELLOO! One hot sun god is here! J

Aphrodite: Ooh, I like the smilie. I wanna do one! :*

Athena: What is that?

Aphrodite: A kiss.

Athena: Typical.

Apollo: Can we talk about meeee?

Athena: Now you have that same whiny tone as Aphrodite. What is wrong with you people?

Hermes: Do you really have to ask?

Athena: Fair enough.

Aphrodite: Hey, I can make a whole page with stuff! Yay! Pictures and articles… hey Theeney, wanna do one with me?

Athena: Stop calling me that! Athena's not so hard to say!

Aphrodite: *Pout* Fine. But do you?

Elladan: What in the name of Valar is this?

Elrohir: That's so strange the way the big box is writing letters in Common on this… object.

Hermes: Who are you? You're not gods! How did you get on here?

Elladan: I don't know. Can you show me off? Wait, Éowyn's here. I want to show her this contraption.

Hermes: Éowyn? No! None of you were invited! Go away!

Athena: It didn't even say they came on.

Elladan is online

Elrohir is online

Éowyn is online

Athena: That's just plain mean.

Éowyn: This… is… actually… working… wow.

Hermes: Out of here! Now! This is a mistake. You people are in the wrong area!

Elladan, Elrohir, and Éowyn are offline.

Hermes: Good, they're gone.

Hephaestus: I don't know why you're so happy they're gone. They weren't causing any trouble.

Hermes: Yet.

Hephaestus: Huh?

Hermes: They weren't causing any trouble yet.

Aphrodite: Who were they?

Athena: They were… from an alternate dimension. I bet that was all just a prank.

Apollo: A funny one. Hee hee.

Hermes: …How was it funny in any way whatsoever?

Apollo: I don't know. It just was.

Ares is online.

Ares: Cool, a place to start fights with people.

Athena: Always so aggressive, are you Bonehead.

Ares: Watch your mouth, Owl Face, before I punch it in.

Athena: Ha! You couldn't even if you tried.

Hermes: Hey, hey, no fighting here, no threatening people, no start physical fights by getting war gods riled up. Be nice.

Athena: You seriously think anyone's going to be nice? I've discovered the internet emboldens people to be even more foolish and blunt, due to the fact that they won't see the person who they're speaking to's face when they tell them whatever insulting—ow! My keyboard just electrocuted me!

Hermes: Oh yeah. I installed that to keep you from writing really long boring lectures.

Athena: Hermes!

Ares: Ha ha! HA! *virtually punches Athena*

Aphrodite: Why do you always fight?

Athena: Because he's an idiot.

Ares: Because she's annoying and it's fun.

Aphrodite: Can't you all love each other instead?

Ares & Athena: No.

Hephaestus: I have no desire to watch them fight. I'm going to go build something else that's useful.

Hephaestus has gone offline.

Aphrodite: Aww, Hubby's gone!

Hermes: Aw dang, I gotta go deliver the mail…

Athena: I'm going to go take a nap.

Ares: Perfect. I can sneak into your house and—wait—why am I writing this? I won't be able to sneak up!

Aphrodite: No! Don't leave me all alone!

Hermes is offline.

Athena is offline.

Ares is offline.

Aphrodite: is very sad, and alone, and unaccompanied, and on her own, and—Message has been cut off, as Aphrodite couldn't find any other words meaning alone in the Thesaurus.

Aphrodite is offline.

"YOU IDIOT! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

Ares fled from Athena's house, previously mentioned goddess hot on his trail, brandishing a weapon anyone would fear:

The dreaded frying pan.

"HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL LLLLLPPPP MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE! MMMMMOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYY!" Ares screamed.

Hera, who had happened to be passing by with Zeus, glared at him. "You got yourself into this. Just like the Trojan War. Not my fault you always rile your sister up."

"But she has a frying pan!" Ares whined.

Athena ran past and slammed the frying pan into the ground.

"What are you doing?" Ares asked.

"Killing the spider," Athena said in a duh tone.

"…Oh…" Ares said, and let out a sigh of relief. Hera rolled her eyes.

Then Athena hit him over the head with the frying pan.

And... cut. I'm not gonna write "to be continued," as this is more like oneshots, kinda connected to each other, but sort of not. You can read the chapters in random orders. Don't forget to Review, it's very important.