IwuvSoul: AW YEAH! I GOT SKYWARD SWORD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS SO FREAKING AWESOME!
At this point i had no idea what I was getting myself into...
Mess Up 1- Pushing Your BoyFriend Off a Cliff
Zelda: Come on Link! Let's practice!~
Link: No loftwing. No Jump.
Zelda: Stop being Lazy! GO!
IwuvSoul: Nice excuse for pushing him off a cliff. I'm gonna use this on my boyfriend in a few years.
Zelda: *pushes Link*
Link: *whistles*
IwuvSoul: Ok, let's see my loftwing in action! Which colour do I want? PURPLE!
King: It's been taking a while. Where's the loftwing?
Zelda: OMG HE WAS SERIOUS!
IwuvSoul: No Shit Sherlock. STOP BEING SUCH A- SUCH A- SUCH A BLOND!
*later*
Zelda: Are you ok friend?
IwuvSoul: Great Thank-you. But I'm not so sure about Link...
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT HER F***ING LOFTWING.
