IwuvSoul: AW YEAH! I GOT SKYWARD SWORD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS SO FREAKING AWESOME!

At this point i had no idea what I was getting myself into...

Mess Up 1- Pushing Your BoyFriend Off a Cliff

Zelda: Come on Link! Let's practice!~

Link: No loftwing. No Jump.

Zelda: Stop being Lazy! GO!

IwuvSoul: Nice excuse for pushing him off a cliff. I'm gonna use this on my boyfriend in a few years.

Zelda: *pushes Link*

Link: *whistles*

IwuvSoul: Ok, let's see my loftwing in action! Which colour do I want? PURPLE!

King: It's been taking a while. Where's the loftwing?

Zelda: OMG HE WAS SERIOUS!

IwuvSoul: No Shit Sherlock. STOP BEING SUCH A- SUCH A- SUCH A BLOND!

*later*

Zelda: Are you ok friend?

IwuvSoul: Great Thank-you. But I'm not so sure about Link...

SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT HER F***ING LOFTWING.