The Tale of Sir Pewds and King Buscus
Once upon a time, there lived two kingdoms and their rulers on a vast plain, commonly known as the Internet. In these two kingdoms, King Buscus ruled and so did Sir Pewds. Both kings had loyal knights who guarded these king's pride and dignity. Sir Pewd's knights, called the BroArmy, stood guard. While at the other side of the Internet, King Buscus's knights, called The Audience, stood guard also. It might seem these two kings have a lot in common, yet they were very much different. The king's knights thought so too. Night and day, in the middle land between castles, the knights cried insults towards one another. "The BroArmy is for CHUMPS!" cried one of The Audience. "The Audience sucks!" and other *cough* more explicit phrases. Anywho, back at the kingdoms, the kings sat quietly. "What could one-ith do with such of loyal knights?" thought Sir Pewds and King Buscus. Then, in Sir Pewd's head, a light bulb went off. That day, Sir Pewds wrote a letter to be sent to King Buscus. A few days later, a tried messenger fell to one knee in front of King Buscus and handed him the letter. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAX SEAL must be-ith important," King Buscus exclaimed. King Buscus excitedly opened the letter and read it aloud; "Dear King Buscus- This letter is a formal invitation to my kingdom to play these new fangled things called video games (NOTE: video games weren't invented but whateves!) Please come tomorrow around 12:00. Sincerely, Sir Pewds." King Buscus laughed. "Well of course I'll come!" The next day, people throughout the land talked about the historic event that was happening that day. Everyone had thought that King Buscus and Sir Pewds hated each other, but it was just a misunderstanding. In the middle land, the BroArmy and The Audience retreated, knowing there was nothing to fight about anymore. Yes, that day was the day. And for the rest of the king's lives, they were good friends. THE END