A/N: This was originally a fake Facebook post I made and posted on Tumblr, which will explain why it's so odd. I decided to turn it into story form for you all to read so I won't "break any rules." Please review, whether you love it or hate it!

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Harry Potter or the song "Granger Danger." They belong to J.K. Rowling and Team Starkid in that order. :)

Ron Weasley and Draco Malfoy sat in a field loudly singing of their love for Hermione Granger. They took turns singing their anthem, "Granger Danger."
"This could mean… DANGER!"

"I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love…"

"I think I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love…"

"With Hermione Granger."

"Um, guys…" they heard a voice say from behind them. They turned to see Hermione standing there with a nervous look on her face.

"Hermione!" both boys exclaimed as they stood up to face her.

"Hi. Uh… okay guys, I hate to break this to you, but I'm already seeing someone."

Their giddy love smiles disappeared from their faces as she spoke these words. "What?!" Ron cried out first. "Who?!"

Suddenly, there was a loud crack as Fred Weasley apparated next to Hermione. "Hello, Ronnikins."

In the five seconds it took Ron to realize who it was, his eyes grew big with anger and hurt. "YOU'RE DATING MY BROTHER?!" he yelled.

"Weasley, I thought you were dead!" Draco said. "There was a funeral and everything!"

"Nope, it was just a flesh wound. Hermione healed it up nicely for me," he grinned, putting his arm around his girlfriend and kissing her on the cheek. "Love you, babe."

"You guys can't be serious," Ron sighed. At that moment, Sirius appeared next to him to say, "No, I'm Sirius."

Ignoring Harry's godfather for the umpteenth time, Hermione replied, "I'm sorry, Ron. We were trying to find a good time to tell you."

"Oi Granger, what about me?" Draco cried out. "I want you!... and a rocket ship."

Hermione looked to him and said, "I hate to tell you, Draco, but Fred got that too. We're heading to Pigfarts later on."

"We'll tell Rumbleroar hi for you!" Fred said, the biggest smile forming on his face.

Draco could slowly feel his heart breaking. They knew going to Pigfarts one day was his greatest dream! He felt a single tear slide down his face as he said, "I can't believe you guys are serious about this."

"No, I'm Sirius," Sirius said once again.

"Sirius, will you go the f*ck away before I re-kill you?!" Ron yelled at him. "We're seriously not in the mood!"

After a few seconds of letting Ron calm down, Sirius simply replied, "No, I'm Sirius Lee."

Ron facepalmed himself and said to Draco, "Let's get out here before I punch something."

As the two boys left and Hermione chased after them to apologize more, Fred only stared at Sirius in awe and said, "Whoa. Sirius Lee. Mind… blown."

FIN.

A/N: Tee-hee, I'm posting this during class. I'm such a rebel. xD Anywho, please don't flame this because I swear I'm not a troll. I'm only trying to bring some humor into the wonderful world of Harry Potter fan fiction. :D