Lincoln laid down on his bed, sad. His sisters let him back in the the house, but one stupid little catch; he had to wear a fucking embarrassing chipmunk suit. He was so hot in that suit, as he laid on his bed, he couldn't take it off, because it would take forever to get back on, and his sisters would eventually find out. He had alot of trouble reading comics, since he wasn't in his underwear. He held bun-bun tightly, as he sweated like crazy.
He decided "Fuck it" and took the suit off as he went downstairs. He then walked past Lynn, who freaked out and hopped back a few feet. "Lincoln! Where's your suit!?" She said, clinging onto the stair railing. "I did not wear the suit. I am not bad luck Lynn, and you need to accept that." He said, still pissed off about being locked out of the house. "Get the hell away from me!" She said, hopping the railing to get away from him, failing horribly, as she landed on the coffee table, breaking her ankle.
"Oww! See, I told you! Stay the fuck away from me, and don't ever talk to me again!" She whined. "Fuck this dysfunctional family. Chaos with 11 kids. That's not the way anyone shows their love. These demons can all die for all I care." He complained. He went and got some milk for his cereal, but dropped it. "Goddamnit!" He said, as he bumped into Lori, he tried to catch his milk carton, however she dropped her bowl fell and it fell and shattered on his foot.
"Oww... fuuuck! Ahhh!" He shrieked. Lori, instead of helping, ran away from him as fast as she could. Lincoln went to the bathroom to get some band aids, but ran in on Lucy who was practicing spells in the sink, like a cauldron. She freaked out, and tried to back away but slipped on water and landed head first on the toilet bowl, and her head laid against the toilet, bleeding.
"Oh shit! Lucy! Oh fuck! Are you okay?!" He shook her shoulders. "Please! Why aren't you answering me!?" He called out to his unresponsive little sister. He ran to his mom and dad, calling their names. He met them in the kitchen, drinking coffee and reading newspapers. "Oh hey sport, how are you..." Dad said, before realizing he wasn't wearing the suit. "Oh... uhh... could you please go upstairs or whatever?" He said, the happiness in his face draining. "Can it, old man, Lucy is upstairs in the bathroom, unconscious!" Lincoln stood up to him. "What? I don't have time for your silly pretend... Oh damn..." He said, realizing Lincoln was serious.
He ran upstairs and saw Lucy, with her bleeding head against the toilet, with one eye closed and the other just barely open. "Lincoln...what have you done..." Lynn Sr freaked out, looking at his only son with regret. "Dad I..." Lincoln tried to explain. "This not a discussion! Get out of this house and stay the fuck out!" Lynn Sr shouted. Lincoln, giving up, tearfully walked out. He saw Lynn Jr, Leni and Luna freak out upon seeing him without the suit.
Lincoln was outside, watching as Lynn Sr carried Lucy in his arms, taking her to VanZilla, followed by Rita, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan and Lynn Jr. Clyde joined Lincoln, who was crying. "Lincoln, what's wrong?" Clyde asked. "Lucy...she...she..." Lincoln tried to say, but was unable to speak. "It's okay. You don't have to say anything. I feel you. Cleopawtra got smashed by a car about a week ago. Her brains splattered everywere. My dads were upset, but I was relieved that filthy, disgusting, violent creature became roadkill." Clyde said.
"That's awful!" Lincoln said, feeling worse now that Clyde found his cat's death revealing just because it was aggressive. "Yeah, you could say that. I'm just glad Nepurriti is alright." Clyde said. "Look, i'm already pissed off that my sisters hate me, and that one of them is in the hospital, I don't need your dumb ass enjoying a little cat's death, you inhuman piece of shit." Lincoln grew angry. "Woah chill, Lincoln. I'm sorry about Lucy. I'm just glad it wasn't Lori!" Clyde said, changing from sympathy to relief.
"What the hell is your problem!?" Lincoln said, standing up and clenching his fists. "Nothing, hey can you explain why all of your sisters are avoiding you?" Clyde asked. "Well, it started when I visited that asshole Lynn when she was playing some stupid softball game, and since it was my first time, and she lost, she pointed fingers at me! She thought I was bad luck, and all of my other sisters started believing that too! They even kicked me out of the house, until I went to the game undercover in a chimpmunk suit!" Lincoln explained.
"So they found out you weren't bad luck?" Clyde said, confused. "I wish. They only thought that I wouldn't be bad luck if I wore the fucking suit for the rest of my goddamn life. Today, I took it off, and bad things continued and now Lucy is in the hospital!" Lincoln continued, with anger, as usual, then becoming sad and tearful. Clyde patted him on the back.
Just then, Lincoln got a phone call. He saw it was from Luna. "Oh great." He muttered to himself, not knowing if he should answer it or not. He did and listened. "Hey dude, you gotta get down to the hospital, Lynn is in a cast now, and Lucy is in a coma! Doctors say she might not make it!" Luna told him. "But I thought dad said I couldn't go?" He asked, confused. "Him and mom said you could, if you wear the suit." Luna explained.
Lincoln hung up. "Forget it. I'm not wearing that goddamn suit another second!" Lincoln said, pissed off. "Dude, you have to. It's your sister! Your parents are giving you a chance to see her and possibly say farewell! Do the right thing man! For your best friend! For your...future brother-in-law!" Clyde said, starting to think about Lori. Lincoln sighed and got the suit.
Clyde's dads took him to see Lynn and Lucy at the hospital, of course, not before chuckling at his ridiculous suit first. Lincoln was soon laughed at by many people in the hospital, even the nurse chuckled at the outfit at first, before stopping and becoming serious. She led him to Lucy, and Lincoln was coldly greeted by Lynn, ticked off that he was allowed to visit her and Lucy.
Lincoln saw that Lucy woke up, but then she saw Lincoln and started freaking out. "N...no, who...who let him in?" Lucy said, scared. "Lucy, you fell and hit your head. You should be better now, I came to see you." Lincoln explained. "N...no..s...s...stay a...awa...away!" Lucy said, her heart monitor increasing faster and faster as Lincoln got closer.
"Lincoln honey, I think..." Rita said, interrupted as the monitor went blank. All of the Loud siblings gasped, and tears were brought in their eyes almost immediately after. "Lincoln...you..." Lynn Sr said, shocked by his daughters death. "You bastard!" Lynn shouted, jumping off her hospital bed, lunging into Lincoln and bringing him into the wall. She punched him 5 times, and grabbed his neck and shoved him into the wall several times. She then lifted her fist up, about to punch him again, but was stopped after Luna and Luan pulled her back.
"You just got Lucy killed! Your not gonna be joining her, because your going to be in hell! I wish you died in the womb!" Lynn growled. "Lincoln, it would be best if you left us, and never came back." Rita said, still shocked after her daughter just died. "Good riddance. Get out." Lynn said, coldly. "Yeah, go on, get out!" Leni said. "You don't belong here anymore." Luna said, coldly and sadly. Lincoln, admitting defeat and not wanting another altercation, left. "Baby don't come back, any kind of fool would stay with us!" Luan joked, actually serious. "Twerp." Lori smirked.
Lincoln, walking in the rain, went to the overpass. It was 4 A.M, he had been walking around absentmindedly for nearly 9 hours. He felt like taking his own life, but he was to stupid to kill himself. "Why did I have to take that suit off? Why couldn't I have listened?! This is all my fault. I just...need to do the world a favor and end this." Lincoln said, depressed. He stood on the cement half-wall of the bridge, and thought. "If the fall doesn't kill me, on-coming traffic will!" He thought, happily and relieved. It wasn't until he jumped that he realized it was four in the morning, there wouldn't be any traffic. "Oh boy, this is going to hurt." He thought.
To Be Continued...
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