C: Um…ohayo! This is a FanFic written by me(with the help of NemesisGoddessofRevenge)! And, my editor—
MW: Bwahaha!
C: (Cough) She can be hyper sometimes.
MW: Bwahaha!
C: Oh god that's annoying! But I don't care! Let us welcome the disclaimer, Kirino Ranmaru!
MW: Why not Tenma? He's cute.
C: I don't want to.
Kirino: Hmmm. Characters in this story DO NOT belong to them.
C: Except for Naomi.
MW: Who on earth is Naomi?
C: You'll soon know. She's my own character. Please continue, Kirino.
Kirino: … They belong to Level-5.
Shindou: Hey Kirino! It's time for sakka practise!
Kirino: 'Kay!
(Kirino runs off)
MW: I hate Kirino!
C: Whatever! Your opinions are worthless! Saa! Minna! Let's start!
MW: (Sad puppy-dog eyes)
"Yeah, so please be kind to her. She is new to this school, and new to the Raimon sakka club-" Endou said.
" No! I am so NOT new to this club! I know every one of you!" Naomi exclaimed. She pointed to Shindou. "You're Shindou Takuto, no.9, favourite hobbies are playing the piano, composing songs and playing sakka. Your favourite colour is grey. Your best friend is Kirino Ranmaru." Naomi then pointed to Kirino. Kirino seemed shocked.
"You're Kirino Ranmaru, no.3, favourite hobby is playing sakka. Your favourite colour is pink, as it is also your hair colour," Naomi said, and then muttered, "But I bet you dyed it pink…"
"I heard that! It's my natural hair colour! I was born with that!" Kirino exclaimed.
"But pink is for GIRLS, you know~" Naomi teased. Kirino's face reddened. Kariya smirked and said, "You're such an amazing insulter!" Kirino immediately glared at him. Kariya took a step back.
"And, Kirino, I know you wear pink pyjamas at home, right?" Naomi teased again.
"How come that girl knows so much about us?" Tenma asked.
" Because I'm proving I'm NOT new to this club." Naomi proclaimed. She pouted.
"okay, okay, you're not new to this club, okay?" Endou asked. Endou is starting to sweat. He's afraid that Naomi knows his secrets too and will blurt them out.
"Okay! Fine then!" Naomi exclaimed, her frown turning into a smile. "Oh yeah! And as a welcome gift, I'll take you guys to Hawaii for a few days!" Naomi said happily.
"Huh? Trip AGAIN?!" Minna exclaimed in unison. Noami pouted.
"Huh? You don't like it?" Naomi pouted. She looked so cute that in the end minna gave up.
"So, we'll fly in one hour!" Naomi looked at her watch. "Oh, yeah! We'll be visiting Nagumo-senpai!" Naomi said merrily.
MW: Help! Help! I'm gonna hyper! I'm gonna—Bwahahahahaha!
Kirino: Oh, just ignore her.
MW: Bwahaha! By the way, Kirino, you DO realize how much you look like a girl, do you?
Tenma: Agreed.
C: WTH! Tenma's agreeing with MW! And don't you speak of Kirino like that! Is this the end of the world But anyways, like, follow and review…
MW: Ahaha! C, you like Kirino, don't you?
C: MW, you like Tenma, don't you?
Kirino: (Gets ready to kick MW) Give me a sakka ball!
