The Valentine Hunt

Summary: Starting O' hundred hours (12:00 A.M.) was beginning of Valentines Day in Konohagakure, or better known to the females as "The Valentine Hunt." And Sasuke was in danger on this day more than any other, or was he?

Credits and Claims: This was inspired when my friend Brandy, asked for a Valentines themed Fic. I had additional references from my fiends Alma, Aubre, and Kara.

Despite all my efforts I do not own Naruto or anything dealing with its creation. I did have help on this plot bunny though.

Warnings: This is an M rated yaoi lemon. Do not read this if you do not like it. boyXboy, SasuNaru

Starting O' hundred hours (12:00 A.M.) was the beginning of Valentines Day in Konohagakure, or better known by the females as "The Valentines Hunt." And Sasuke was in danger on this day more than any other… or was he?

"There he is!" Sasuke woke with a start, his neck and back were killing him from sleeping in the tree all night, or what there was of it that he had gotten. It was 1:00A.M. .

"Saasukeee!!

"Crap!" Sauke mumbled to himself looking around rapidly as he moved to spring away. His leg however, he failed to notice, was half numb and plummeted to the ground below. (Thankfully it wasn't that far… for a ninja anyway.)

"Damnit!" He grumbled rubbing his head. Eyes as a rapid growing black shadow, only visible because of the moon, closed in upon him. Demonic eyes like daggers, claws of ravenous harpies, and pointed bloodthirsty smiles of insanity consumed him…

#1 "Sasukee, be my Valentine!"

#2 "Sasuke-kun!"

#3 "Saasukeeeeee-kuuuun!"

#4 "Sasuke, here's my card!"

#5 "I love you Sasukee!!"

#6 "Sasuke love mee!"

#7 "Go out with me!!!!"

#8 "Love Sasuke-kun!"

#9 "Be my Valentine!"

#4 "Hey, where'd he go?!" Came one girls' voice.

The dust cloud settled around where the mob had rampaged. In the middle of the group where Sasuke should have been, was one of the girls. Hair ruffled, shirt torn,and a little surprised herself. Then…

#3 "EYYAAAAHH!!!! SASUKE-KUN USED ME INA REPLACEMENT JUTSU!" screamed the said girl, before passing out from over heating of the head.

Sasuke panted stiffly as another herd of girls ran by. "How the hell am I supposed to get to Naruto in this mess?! Damn it!"

The raven shifted under the cover of the night. He'd been running around avoiding girls for the past hour. Sure he'd planned on heading out early, but 2:00 A.M. was ridiculous! If there were to be any advantages to this it would at least be that the Dobe would still be in bed, and that was the last place any of the girls would look for him. The Uchiha had been planning this day for months, and he wasn't about to let it be ruined. This was his day, the day he would finally have Naruto.

He leaned his head against the cool metal of a trash can. He was hiding in an ally. The street light around the corner flickered off occasionally. Only the top of it was visible. At the other end of the ally there was a shop with a bug zapper, just in view, sounding off the death tone of yet another insect. Each one naively and inextricably drawn to it's mesmerizing luminescence.

Come to think of it, the dobe was rather luminescent himself. So bright, his beautiful golden spiky locks were like the sun, making Sasuke want to touch them, though he always resisted. The boys' smile, when sincere, could steel away the breath he wouldn't even know he was holding. The creamy skin was like caramel he longed to lap and suck at till it was all gone. But he didn't wish Naruto gone, far from it. He wanted to keep the boy all to himself, so he could revel in his treat, again and again. Then, those eyes, they were what had captured him so fiercely to begin with, refusing to let go. Those dazzling crystal gems, so blue they seemed to have devoured the sky and very ocean in there wake. Lord knows they held the intensity of any sea storm. And he never gave up… maybe that's why he had fallen so hard for the blonde.

The Uchiha was aroused now, his hardened flesh pressing up against the inside of his shorts. He officially concluded that thinking about the boy was like fire, one little spark and it was soon everywhere, driving him crazy. So many times now, even on missions, he'd had to leave the morons presence, just so he wouldn't rip the blondes clothes off and rape him right on the spot, in front of Kakashi, Sakura, and any other unfortunate passer by. God he wanted the dobe, as seen by the fact that his breath was coming out more ragged now… and then again came the shrieking.

#4 "Come out Sasuke-kuun."

#2 "Where are you Sasuke?"

"Daamniit." "Sasuke groaned." The voices drew closer. 'I better start trying to head to Narutos', I'll at least be safe there.'

No sooner had this thought gone trough his head, 'Creenshh', a trash can was flung over, a cat screeching in displeasure as it took off.

#4 "Over there!"

"Shit!" Sasuke cursed, quickly making himself scarce of the area.

I know it's early for Valentines fics, but I wrote this like… last year so I figured what the heck. PS: More to come soon if you like it. Let me know and this is for posterity (SP?) so please be honest.