ATTENTION: THIS IS A FAN-BASED PARODY OF LONELY ISLAND'S "LIKE A BOSS" SONG MIXED WITH THE AVATAR UNIVERSE. BOTH THE SONG AND CHARACTERS BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS. PLEASE SUPPORT THE OFFICIAL RELEASES.
With that said, this has been on my brain for a while, and I wanted to do something light and funny. Hope you enjoy!
Interviewer: Fire Lord Zuko and General Iroh, thank you for allowing me the chance to talk with you.
Zuko: It's no trouble, really.
Interviewer: So, after being banished, you're finally in charge.
Iroh: Of course, my nephew is the boss.
Interviewer: So, then, how did you actually become "the boss"?
Zuko: Well the first thing I did was…
Talk to generals (LIKE A BOSS!)
Argue tactics (LIKE A BOSS!)
Get my face burned (LIKE A BOSS!)
Get exiled (LIKE A BOSS!)
Hunt the Avatar (LIKE A BOSS!)
At the South Pole (LIKE A BOSS!)
Get my butt kicked (LIKE A BOSS!)
More than one time (LIKE A BOSS!)
The storm unites the crew (LIKE A BOSS!)
Become the Blue Spirit (LIKE A BOSS!)
Save my uncle (LIKE A BOSS!)
Get captured (LIKE A BOSS!)
Deal with some pirates (LIKE A BOSS!)
My ship's destroyed (LIKE A BOSS!)
To the North Pole (LIKE A BOSS!)
Zhao is dead (LIKE A BOSS!)
Azula always lies (LIKE A BOSS!)
Become Earth Nomads (LIKE A BOSS!)
Fight some bender thugs (LIKE A BOSS!)
Go to Ba Sing Sei (LIKE A BOSS!)
Make lots of tea (LIKE A BOSS!)
Go on a date (LIKE A BOSS!)
Fight this punk kid (LIKE A BOSS!)
Hunt the Avatar (LIKE A BOSS!)
Free an air bison (LIKE A BOSS!)
Get arrested (LIKE A BOSS!)
Hit on Katara (LIKE A BOSS!)
Lose to Aang (LIKE A BOSS!)
Join Azula (LIKE A BOSS!)
Betray my uncle (LIKE A BOSS!)
Iroh: That wasn't your best moment, nephew.
Zuko: You don't have to keep reminding me.
Return home (LIKE A BOSS!)
Mai's my girlfriend (LIKE A BOSS!)
Visit my uncle (LIKE A BOSS!)
Hire this bald assassin (LIKE A BOSS!)
Vacation on a beach (LIKE A BOSS!)
Get all angsty (LIKE A BOSS!)
Look up my history (LIKE A BOSS!)
My first war meeting (LIKE A BOSS!)
Berate my father (LIKE A BOSS!)
Deflect lightning (LIKE A BOSS!)
Save the Avatar (LIKE A BOSS!)
Teach him firebending (LIKE A BOSS!)
Go to prison (LIKE A BOSS!)
Find Sokka's dad (LIKE A BOSS!)
Scare some old guy (LIKE A BOSS!)
Katara's not so mad (LIKE A BOSS!)
Watch a bad play (LIKE A BOSS!)
Hunt the Avatar (LIKE A BOSS!)
Meet the White Lotus (LIKE A BOSS!)
Find my uncle (LIKE A BOSS!)
Apologize (LIKE A BOSS!)
Fight Azula (LIKE A BOSS!)
Save Katara's life (LIKE A BOSS!)
Become the Fire Lord (LIKE A BOSS!)
Interviewer: So, that's your whole story, Fire Lord Zuko?
Zuko: Of course.
Interviewer: No mention about your mother and where she is?
Zuko: That's a story for another day.
So what is your most fond memory of the past few years?
Zuko: Drinking tea.
Interviewer: …Wait, are you serious?
Zuko: Absolutely.
Interviewer: That's your most fond memory?
Zuko: Always.
Interviewer: Forgive me, sir, but with all that's happened making tea can't be your most fond memory.
Zuko: For me, I would never trade it for anything.
Interviewer: Well, it was an honor talking to you, Fire Lord Zuko.
Zuko: It is indeed.
LIKE A BOSS!
Well, there you have it. Review, comment, like, or fav. And my shiny shoes are out the door.