SpongBob SquarePants

Chapter 1

        SoMtHiN' iS WrOnG WiTh PaTrIcK

                 

 In the deep ocean of Bikini Bottom a young Starfish roams around the ocean floor and drooling.

He was wearing a helecopter hat and had soft pink skin. He had a small green and yellow shorts on and no shirt. The young pink star was playing catch with his best pal, SmallBob. SmallBob had square pants and had yellow skin just like his uncle but he didn't wear a tie, instead he wore a bowtie.

                  They were playing catch with a huge black rock. SmallBob threw the black rock with all his might and...

BOOM! Landed right in the middle of Puny Pat 's chubby stomach and roared out a loud cry,"AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" SmallBob howled with laughter as the rock flew back from the tiny Star's belly and landed to the left of SmallBob's side. Puny Pat was sucking his thumb and looking at his red belly. It made a huge circular mark right in the middle.

               SmallBob was looking at him and turned his head and looked at the rock then back at Puny Pat. SmallBob and Puny Pat fell down to the ground and let out a huge roar of laughter. SmallBob was shaking and Puny Pat was flat on the ground giggling. As soon as the fun died of they both waved at each other and Puny Pat was still giggling. They walked to their uncle's house: Patrick Star and SpongBob SquarePants. SmallBob walked slowly to the orange pineapple that SpongBob owned as Puny Pat was falling every step he made until he banged on the brown rock Patrick owned. Nothing was heard and there was no light anywhere.

            Next morning, SpongBob's alarm clock let out a huge, "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMM!!!" and he and SmallBob jumped out of their beds and walked straight outside. SpongeBob said good bye to SmallBob as he walked out of the pineapple and said in a quick voice,"I'M READY! I'M READY!" all the way to the Krusty Krab, owner of the Krabby Patty. Patrick's rock flew open just in time to say bye to his best pal. As usual, Patrick was sticking on the end of his rock's end and then, fell but Puny Pat just climbed out of the hole and ran out to see SmallBob just in time as the rock banged on the ocean floor."HEY SMALLBOB!" The starfish yelled across Squidward's face-like house. "HEY PAT PAT!" SmallBob answered.

            The two sea creatures gasped in excitement. There, lying on the light brown sand of the ocean floor, lay a big, brown, opened……..BOX!!!! (WOW! COOL!)

           "WOOOOOOOOOOW!!!" SmallBob and Puny Pat said together."WOOOOOOW!-UUUUHHHHH…..WHAT IS IT?" Puny Pat asked, raising his eyebrow out. "IT'S A- IT'S A-…

I DUNNO" Now both of them were now raising their eyebrows out. Suddenly, Patrick's rock flew once again and showing Patrick wide awake sticking on the end of his rock like he had never had slept in three weeks. Patrick was only wearing shorts with green flowers in them, he had pinkskin and black eyebrows. "GOOD MORNING BIKINI BOTTOM!" He said like SpongeBob as he jumped of the area where he was sticking.

           Patrick walked up right towards SmallBob and his Puny Pat with a huge smile on his face as though it was his birthday. "HIYA SMALLBOB! HIYA PUNY PAT!" He said, "watcha doin'?" he asked. "Can you tell us what that thingymabober??" SmallBob and Puny Pat asked together.

            " Well, it's a good thing ya found me! I'll tell you what that is….. it's a- it's a- uhhhhhhhhhhh…….OH I KNOW! IT'S A um.. it's a thing that has five squares on it. UHH.. I THINK…." Patrick guessed.

          "Are you sure uncle??" Puny Pat said, "ask someone else!" he hissed at SmallBob. A brown fish with a bag on his hand passed by. "UHHH… Excuse me uhh..mister…" SmallBob asked running towards the creature. But soon enough he ran away. Puny Pat and his uncle ran to SmallBob. Then, another fish swam by but this time it was a girl. "UHHH… Excuse me uhh..mister…er-uhhh…Miss…"

Puny Pat asked looking up at the fish. "HUH??" she said looking around until she saw Puny Pat, SmallBob and Patrick standing waving their hands. "Oh" she said. "And what do you want?" She said softly and smiling. "Umm.. Miss.. umm.. can you tell me what that thing is over there???" Puny Pat said pointing at the box. "well, it's a box." The lady answered even softer than before that you could barely hear her. "OH. Well, Thanks." SmallBob thanked with a smile on his face. "Your very welcome." The lady said starting to walk away. "THANK YOU!!" Patrick yelled as the lady was no longer in sight.

           "Ohhh… well… I knew….that!" Patrick lied. "Yeahh…..riiiiight!" Puny Pat and SmallBob yelled.

                     

           Once SpongeBob got home, Patrick, Puny Pat and SmallBob were looking at the box in shock. "Hey everybody! What's up?" SpongeBob said running towards them. Nobody answered. SpongeBob tried again, "HEY EVERYBODY!!! WHAT'S UP??!!??" Nobody still answered until Patrick said without looking at him,"Oh hey SpongeBob! Welcome Back!"

         As soon SpongeBob saw the box, he was shocked! He couldn't even move!

The sun set down and the moon rose up. It was getting late, SmallBob, Puny Pat, Patrick and SpongeBob walked tiredly towards their homes. SmallBob walked behind SpongeBob as Puny Pat walked behind Patrick almost asleep.

       The next morning, SpongeBob's alarm clock didn't give out a big, "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMM!" The only thing that was heard was Squidward's claronet. Squidward was a lumpy, grayish squid with a brownish t-shirt.

      The black instrument played a wonderful note but as for Patrick…..*COUGH!* He hated it! Anyway, it played a wonderful note,"PRRRRRRRRR!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!" But as for Patrick…*COUGH! COUGH!* it's,"BLAAAAAAAAAAH!!! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

       "GOOD MORNING WOLD!!!" SpongeBob yelled at the top of his lungs. "Hey! How come the clock ain't workin'? HMMMMM….better fix that later….AHH!! But for now…" SpongeBob was interrupted by an annoying noise,"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" The voice continued. SpongeBob knew that voice ANYWHERE! He climbed of his bed and walked towards his closet full of squarepants. He grabbed a pair and ran outside, he passed Squidward's face-like rock house and stopped in front of Patrick's rock. Again the voice screamed,"AH-

HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

         "It has be him!" SpongeBob thought to himself. "IT HAS TO!" SpongeBob quietly opened the big brown boulder. He saw Patrick shouting, screaming at the top of his lungs on his comfy bed,"AHHHHH!" SpongeBob looked around the sande inside of Patrick's rock and saw Puny Pat, standing there looking at SpongeBob as if he had never met him before. "HELP!" He whispered, "He's been screaming all night! Can you help him? PLEASE!" SpongBob answered,"NO PROB! ALL YA GOTTA DO IS TO DO A LITTLE-" SpongeBob shook Patrick really hard, so hard that the bed shook also. "HUH? WHA? HEY! OH-" Patrick said then fell asleep again.

         "It's hopeless! Guess we have to wait until he stops." SpongBob said scratching his yellow head. "But for now, I gotta go to work. I'll stop by later." SpongeBob quickly ran back to his very own pineapple. He passed Squidward's face-like rock house and quietly opened the metal door on his house.

         He quietly walked up the stairs and finally stopped. He entered his room and saw SmallBob quietly snoring on his blue bed. Then SpongeBob ran downstairs and opened the door. He couldn't use his bicycle because it was broken so he ran passed Squidward's face-like rock house for the third time that day and passed the brown boulder, as he ran passed it, he still heard Patrick screaming.

         Once he reached the Krusty Krab (Home of the Krabby Patty), he saw Squidward sitting on a chair inside a tiny boat reading a book called "How To Ignore Your Neighbors".

        SpongeBob opened the glass door and looked around in excitement for Mr. Krabs, owner of the Krusty Krab. But the time SpongeBob opened Mr. Krabs' door SpongeBob stood in his one spot frozen, SHOCKED!