Broked - Chapter One - 01/31/02
On January 31st, 2002 a young fan of the almighty Digimon Adventures Zero Two completed the first chapter of one insane fanfiction idea with help from a friend. This is the growing compilation of that old fanfic about to be updated in the upcoming months until it is finally completed and out of her mind. The chapters are way old-at least up until ChapterSeventeen (having been completed in the year of 2003)-and haven't been altered in any way, except I've removed the side comments from the other and I to present you with pure fanfiction goodness.
And do keep in mind that Digimon and characters belong to Toei Animation,
The original characters in here are not based off any living being in reality,
And random characters slipped in there belong to their rightful owners.
Before we get started
a little guide to those who are new to Digimon or the Japanese names. And it's spiffy, okay?
Digimon Kaiser: Is what they call the 'Digimon Emperor' in the non-dubbed version, a name I prefer to use.
Daisuke Motomiya: Davis' Japanese name. I figured using this to seperate the two (you'll get what I mean) would be much easier.
Ken-chan (or Master)/Ken-san (added): How Wormmon seperates the two Ken's-I'll be editing this in later chapters.
The camera flickers on, static breaking through the clear image of a blank wall. The view shutters and quakes as Ken grabs the camera, sliding his fingers into the side strap of it. Looking straight into it, his violet eye blinks at the video camera. "Is this thing on..?" He asks into it, pulling his head away he looks at it puzzled.
"Depends if the red light is blinking, doofus." Miyako snorts sarcastically from behind the camera.
"Shut up woman, I'm not a doofus. You're a freak." Ken mutters, swinging the camera around to stare into Miyako's red face as she fumes. Her purple hair around her face is straight, freshly combed. "See? I know how to move this thing. Too bad your ugly face is what it moved to." He smiles contently, watching through the eye extension of the camera to the lens. Her face started to boil up over the light bronze of her skin to an angered fluster.
Focusing the blur of the view, he adjusted a knob on the backset of the camera, getting now a clean picture of the frustrated Miyako. He grinned. "Oh look, the monster has come back from hell." Ken chortles from behind the camera, the view zooming back from Miyako's face to show that she's wearing a plain white t-shirt and jeans, a white wall with a Digimon 02 poster behind her. An open doorway against the one side of the wall is slowly approached, seen through the shaky camera view.
"Ken you loser! God!" Miyako huffed from behind the camera once more, her footsteps sounding as she walked behind him, his face looking through the camera as he exits the room.
"Well, not as much of a loser as you are, fruit head." He remarks, continuing to walk down the hall, still peering through the camera, which is recording. Coming to a wall, they turn and head down another hallway, Miyako still reluctantly following behind Ken.
"..Anyways, welcome to Behind The Terrible Scenes of Digimon Season two, starring all the people you originally know already." Ken announces, grinning into the camera as he turns and look at a vending machine, the reflective view of the glass showing half of his head hidden by the camera with the blinking red light. He's dressed in normal street clothes, a black t-shirt and skater pants.
"Terrible my butt." Miyako grumbled, half of her seen in the reflection of the vending machine. She reaches into her pocket and slips a few coins into the machine, her arm showing in the camera's view. Choosing a chocolate bar, the camera view watches as it slides out of it's slot and falls down into the place to grab it.
"..I thought you were on a diet." Ken smirked sarcastically, the view of the camera watching as his arm shoots out and slides into the slot to grab the wrapped Snickers bar. Showing it to the camera, Miyako's hand snatches it away.
Sliding the camera view up her chest to her face, she gives it a death glare. "Hmph, you think this beautiful body needs a diet? Look at you, doughboy." She snorts, reaching her arm past the bottom of the camera to poke him in the gut. The view of the camera dips as she makes contact with his stomach.
"Hoo, hoo." Ken announced flatly. He raised a narrow eyebrow under his overhang of purple bangs and grew a taunting smirk, raising the camera up at Miyako again for this one. "And if you're so disapproving of my body, then why do I catch you gawking at it all the time?" He zoomed in on her face for the juicy reply. "...Well?" He asked, after he'd stumped her into silence. He smiled demonically. "...We're waiting."
Miyako's surprised face flushed with a soft cascade of vibrant blush, and he looked at her for a moment with his satisfied stretch of lips. Suddenly getting an idea, he swayed with the camera and started to dance, singing, as Miyako gasped in embarrassment, hiding her face more.
"Ooh, I'm! Too sexy for my shirt!" He grooved, twisting his body around. "Too sexy for my shirt!" He curved his back, doing a pelvic thrust. "Uhn! So sexy it huurrrrrts..." He stopped and snickered, playing with the focus of the camera, zooming in and out a few times on her. "You'd know, wouldn't you? Slamming into walls while you're walking because you can't take your eyes off me and my hot bod."
Miyako jerked her hand from her face down to her hip again. She scoffed and rolled her eyes, folding her arms. "Ugh, retard!" Dropping the subject, she stalked off somewhere and yelled back at him. "And my diet was over yesterday!"
"Yeah, sure, sure! Just keep thinking that Miyako, we all believe you." He nodded his head frantically with a wink. The boy shrugged with one shoulder. "Cheat if you want. Doesn't bother me." Ken grinned and snorted, turning away from the vending machine and Miyako to continue his way down the hall with the video camera. "Fat porky fruithead."
"I heard that, Ichijouji!" Miyako called, her voice sounding far away. The sounds of her running footsteps get closer as she approaches from behind, walking alongside the camera. "I'd shut up if I were you." She warned, the camera view briefly hit to the side of the wall.
"Oh you look like a kiwi lime and you know it." He retorted sourly, narrowed eyes still focused on walking. "And could you move to the side a little please? You're ruining my show with your looks." Ken argued, continuing to walk ahead, the video camera's view being jogged by each step. A grey doorway comes into view against the white walls, the camera turning and focusing on it. A strip across it labels "Digimon 02 Set- Personnel ONLY"
"Why the hell are you doing this anyways, Kenny?" Miyako questions, the door opening as Ken steps through into a new environment of criss crossing wires, the walls appearing metal like those of a truck shop. The place totally empty lighted only by various studio lights and make-up section lights. Taking it all in, panning out across it slowly, different sets stand against the walls, looking rather alien to their surroundings.
"Because I'm bored and there's nothing else to do, Miyako. You didn't have to tag along you know, I'm having enough 'fun' on my own." Ken's voice sighs from behind the camera. Slowly and jaggedly it makes its way over to the Kaiser's Control Room. The darkness of it already made clear as their footsteps echo against the walls of the place.
"Well that solves it." Miyako says, the view of her crossing her arms showing up on camera as she steps into the camera's way, the Kaiser's Control Room behind her. Sliding around her, the camera's angle changes as Ken sits down in the Kaiser chair, lazily looking up at the monitors with the recording camera.
"And here is the place where...I get to watch all the other places," Ken spoke for the camera with a lifted brow, easing the camera view over the monitor screens.
"You're just wasting your time, kid." The nearby girl snorts, her voice closing in on the camera as her long lavender hair drapes over the front of it. A muffled noise is heard as she kisses him outside of the cameras view.
"Ack, cooties!" Ken sputters, jerking his head away from the camera, accidentally dropping it on the ground he breaks away from Miyako and leans ahead, looking down at the camera with his eyes widened in shock. His face comes to relief as he stares into the lens, seeing the red light still blink. "That was a close one.." He grumbles, reaching down and grabbing it again.
"Can't do my show with a broken-" The screen goes blank and fuzzy. Concluding the first half of Ken's incomplete Behind The "Terrible" Scenes of Digimon 02 episodes.