You know, that show that kind of points out all the bad stuff has fun with it but still manages to be hear felt and meaningful and epic, well if there is an anime about that it's "Is it wrong to try pick up girls in a dungeon. Unlike SAO this thing does not pretend like it's gonna give us something it's not gonna be. If you wanna make your character god, I'm fine with that, things like Commando, or Lone wolf McQuade, alot of movies with types like Seagal, Sthatham and Van Damme. Yeah with those movies the main character is OP but the whole thing has this sort of ridiculousness that makes it fun, but not relatable, sort of like watching god playing a videogame. But with things like SAO, with things that try so hard, yet with such little effort and characterization or structure, with those who we're supposed to feel bad for and relate to but has a much depth as a cut in the floor, you can just tell how little effort, how much greedy selling out, how much they beat the dead horse until they squirt out blood and dust. But with Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon, it's like presenting an archetype that we see in media all the time, and showing us what happens when the camera's are off and surprisingly it's good with how cliche all the characters are they are just presented in such a way that is likeable and comedic, and entertaining, and it honestly makes you get attached and that's why it matters, which brings us to here, I feel like they are not nearly enough fanfictions about this show, so I'm making series of sorta dominatrix stories with Bell the main character and all the girls who wanna try to get into his pants. And regardless of what girl you wanna see with Bell you have to admit he's the submissive one. Anyways you've probably skipped over all these ramblings of a mad man, and moved on to the horrible writing of a mad man, and as always feel free to comment, even if you saw things like, I'm the thing that makes Shakespeare's ghost cry out for deathness, Or that harry potter fears my name because it would risk someone reading this monstrosity, to which I will say "Is there anything non obvious you'd like to say.?"
Hestia
The member of the Hestia familia had just walked back to the church, where he and his goddess resided. As he walked down the stairs and announced "goddess I'm home." The goddess Hestia lunged at him so quickly. "Bell!" She screamed, lunging at him and latching on to his waist. Bell awkwardly looking down at Hestia, with his cheeks blushing. To the boys relief The goddess let go of his legs and then stood up looking up at the boy she asked, "How was your quest today?" Bell was about to answer but Hestia interjected, "Well you can tell me over dinner." Over one of the meals Hestia prepared, of chicken, and bread, with milk for Bell he was just a kid, and wine for Hestia. Bell started explaining, " The monsters i encountered today were mostly weak nothing I couldn't handle." Hestia asked "What about the stones you collected." Bell said, "There were alot after cutting the share with Lili I still had enough for 8,000 valis." Hestia started to get a little frustrated and said "I still can't believe you let her in after she betrayed you." Bell rushed to her defense, "She really is a good person she just has been treated horribly, she felt she had to, she never had anyone their to help her, she had to be on her own, we can relate to that can't we?" Hestia just sat there flustered, telling him "You're too kind for your own good, anyway, are you going to save up and buy anything from welf?" Bell said, " I really don't know what I'm looking for when I buy his equipment, he seems to know what I need more than I do and then he makes it." Hestia smiled and then picked up her wine glass, then bell said "I almost forgot I saw Ais today!" Hestia stopped drinking her wine and then grasped the glass angrily. Bell continued " She and her familia members we're moving up to the 16th floor I hear, she's so cool, I need to get alot stronger if I have any chance of keeping up with her and her noticing me." Hestia chugged down the rest of her wine, and in a fury poured another glass. Bell looked confused he had no idea about the goddesses feelings for him, whether it was childless naivety, or he just wasn't very perceptive. The two finished the meal and hestia said, "You should probably go to bed, you're gonna need your rest if you ever wanna catch up with Ais. Bell said "Right, good night goddess." And went to bed.
Hestia stayed up for a couple of hours until she made sure he was asleep, she poured more wine, and thought deeply, "Bell's so fixated on that girl, soon she'll have him eating out of the palm of her hands, she's gonna take him from me, and run off with her to loki, maybe not he is really loyal, but if he's going to get the eye of that Walenstein girl eventually, I should make my mark before it's to late. Hestia put down the now empty bottle of wine on the table. She had a potion, that the owner of the weapons store gave her as a gift, since nobody was really trying to make any monsters unconscious, but she kept it just in case, she ever got the courage to do some thing. She put it on a rag an quietly walked up to the sleeping boy, and covered his face there was a little bit of natural impulses before he was finally out cold. He had already been asleep anyway, this was just to make sure. With Bell not waking up anytime soon, Hestia struggled to get his body off the couch and drag him over to the bed, as she was dragging him she accidentally bumped into the table and knocked off the bottle of wine, she ignored it, the bottle laying on the floor gently let out one last drop. At the Babel Freya the goddess of beauty was looking down on the scene unfolding and smiled with glee, she thought "It seems my little recipe for a nice red merlot that removes any form of self control one might have over their feelings even works on Hestia. Excellent then the rest of the plan will carry out flawlessly, I will have you soon bell, but first
I have to make you ready for me."
Bell just now waking up tried to open his eyes only to find he had no sight, he tried to rub his eyes, but he couldn't move. Bell went into a panic squirming trying to move with no luck, Bell was about to scream, when he felt a finger shh him and a hand gently petting his head. He then heard a voice "It's ok Bell just relax you're not in any danger, but don't waste your time struggling. Bell asked confused and terrified "Goddess what," His sentence was interrupted by a gentle kiss on the lips, bell then realized something that horrified him, he was naked. Bell screamed in panic, but hestia then gently started caressing his upper torso. Bell just quietly hoping this would all be a dream started to relax, and he realized this feeling felt kind of nice. She massaged his restrained hands, and started kissing his neck. Hestia said, "I would give up all of my powers just to have you by my side forever." Bell finally got the courage to ask, "Goddess why am I tied up?" Hestia petted his head like a dog and said, "Because, you're so nervous, and insecure. I knew that if you could you would run away scared, so I thought I would show you just how enjoyable it can be to be at a goddesses mercy." Bell blushed like crazy, Hestia then lowered her self on bell's body, so that her mouth was right over bell's erect cock, she slowly stuck out her tongue and licked Bell's tip. With a silent yell Bell blurted out "Goddess.!" He tensed and panicked, but Hestia only increased her movement. Eventually swallowing his entire member and mercilessly, sucked him. Bell started to loudly moan, "Ahh, OHhh." This pleased Hestia, who at this point was determined to make him cum. Bell kept twitching and squirming, until finally he exploded, Hestia swallowed it all gladly but Bell, was scared and confused he had never felt this feeling before, and he had no idea what the liquid squirting out of his cock was. Bell ask confused, "What was that, What did i feel, what is this slime?!" Hestia looked confused, she asked "Bell have you never masturbated before?" Bell hiding a confused, look in his eyes behind the blindfold said. "No I don't even know what that is uhhh, my grandpa did tell me though that as I got older, and i started having more thoughts about girls I may get these desires." Bell was sweating and blushing so hard, he was so embarrassed. Hestia gently kissed Bell on the lips, and petted his head, with a sympathetic voice, she said "Poor Bell I'm sorry." She continued "But it did feel good though?" Bell squirmed and squinted, Hestia smiled and said "You just wait, I'll make it even better." Hestia took off her panties and quickly, before bell even knew what was going on, connected her vag with his penis. Bell struggling to try and get out of his bonds, asking "What is this?" Hestia smiled and uttered only one word "Pleasure." She then quickly, and without hesitation thrust herself down in bell, The action like clockwork, or the beating of a drum. Finally, she was unable to hold her excitement in anymore, and climaxed, releasing her juices all over bell. Bell once again helplessly, squirmed, frightened and confused, even though Hestia was done she could still tell that Bell so confused, and humiliated was doing his hardest to hold himself back. It did make some sense, she just basically forced this on him when he woke, up and he's never even touched himself before. So Hestia even though she had been thoroughly pleased, by the sex, decided she was not done yet, she was gonna help Bell realize the enjoyment of this natural desire, and start him on his path to becoming a man. She continues, plowing and driving in as hard as she can, she tells the boy, "Don't fight it there is nothing to be embarrassed about this is a natural feeling, all people men and woman desire this, there is nothing bad or evil at all just relax and let yourself loose you'll love it. Bell finally lets himself cum again and let's out a moan of pleasure and release. "AHH, Goddess!" Hestia then collapses on top of bell, the two take a minute to catch their breath, Bell is still trying to piece together in his mind what happened. Hestia then proceeds to take of Bell's blindfold and untie him. She then sits on the couch and says "You should get going now, and stay safe please." Bell just wants to pretend like this whole thing had never happened. "HE got dressed and said, "Yes goddess." and ran out the door. Hestia lied down on the couch and said, "Bell I really just wish I could capture your heart." Bell walked on his daily route, trying with no success to push what just happened out of his mind.
There you go feel free to comment down below and tell me all about the eye cancer I just gave you.