A strange girl with short aqua colored head walked up to the spotlight and grinned insane like before clearing her throat the live audience.
"Welcome! This is 37 ways to Piss of Hiei and the one best way to make him want to kill you! I am your host Dylan! Lets starts then."
1: Tell Yukina that Hiei is her brother.
2: Tell KUWABARA Yukina is his sister.
3: Be me! Dylan!
4: Wear a paper hat and salsa dance around him while he sleeps.
5: Record Hiei singing in the shower.
6: Take said recorded music and EBay.
7: Repeat 5 and 6 many many times until he learns that evil little girls can pick locks.
8: Take a pet rock and name it Kurama then place it in Hiei's bed at night then run around in the morning saying Kurama and Hiei slept together.
9: Name a cat Kuwabara and repeat 8 only make it louder.
10: Take his precious swords and use them to spread mustard on a pickle.
11: complain about his hair being in the way when you're watching TV.
12: Magically turn into goo and stalk him in the toilet.
13: Dye his hair Hot Pink.
14: Take photos of said hair.
15: Compare him to Sasuke from Naruto out loud.
16: Nickname him Sasuke and say 'That's sooo Emo' When he makes his famous 'hn' sound.
17: Paint his room yellow with sunflowers on one wall, another wall with Barney on it, the next with yourself, last wall make it so he's kissing Barney and your taking photos at their wedding.
18: Place a Furbie doll in his underwear drawer that talks when it opens up.
19:Scream in his ear until he trys to kill you then run in circles screaming rape.
20: Tie bells to his pants around christimas time and walk around with him while holding a bucket for spare change.
21: Dress just like him for three weeks.
22: Replace all his underwear with thongs.
23: Fake your death then 'haunt' him.
24: Put hairdye in his shampoo. WARNING! Do not use said shampoo after forgetting about the dye in it.
25: Take photos of him and photos of Kuwabara then digitally make it look like they kissed.
26: Give photo from 25 to Yusuke for money.
27: Replace all his clothes with one pink frilly wedding dress.
28: Force him to read Chicken Soup for the Teenage Girl's Soul.
29: Read yoai outloud whenever he's around.
30: Blame Hiei for everything. Everything!
31: Make him believe he is a girl and that he fights like one.
32: Tell him that everyone who looks at him is 'wanting' him.
33: Become superstious and destroy his swords because they attract gnomes.
34: Tell everyone that when Hiei says 'hn', he;s thinking about your mom.
35: Sing the most annoying song you can think of and sing it in every language in the three worlds.
36: Tell hiim about the raping fairies that live in trees.
37: Cuss him out whenever you see him in Fish.
And the way to make him wanna kill you the most before and mostly after this is: LIVE!!!!!!!!!