Lip Gallagher was facing a gigantic dilemma. Should he fuck Karen or Mandy? Both of course, but the bitches are making him choose. He confided in Mickey as he was the only one in the Gallagher household at that time, as he stayed there.
"Mickey, I wanna fuck Mandy and Karen, which do I choose?"
"You fuckin' jokin'?"
"Nah, who?" Lip asked.
"Me, bitch." Mickey, much to Lip's surprise, stripped naked and asked for him to put his penis in his eyes.
Lip fucked his eye sockets DRY till there was nothing left. Ian walked in.
"What the FUCK have you done to my boyfriend?! He's fucking blind!?"
"Ah well... my bad. Sorry bro... HEY, I KNOW, I'll fuck Mandy AND Karen, keep them from talking to each other so they never find out.
Ian's eyes fall out of his head. Carl comes in a faints. Debbie eats Fiona's ass. Lips cries from happiness as he gets to fuck both Mandy and Karen again. Happy days for Lip. Frank comes in and dies cause he drinks as much alcohol as a whore drinks pussy. Samantha, his daughter fucked Kash and they all died except a very happy Lip. Amazing.