Don't ask me how they got in the room or how big the room is to hold them all or why they can't leave or why some of them were able to come back to life cuz me don't knows the answers to that so anyway they are all here and some of them seem to be going crazy -or crazier- over it anyway R&R
"Yep, he's lost it. Kisame said looking at Sasuke.
"He dose know that he killed me already right? And that I was actually one of the good guys?" Itachi asked, looking concerned for his little brother who was currently rocking in a corner muttering weird stuff about revenge, and killing his brother, and giving a few insane laughs, also something about waffles. No one understood that last one.
A few feet away Sai was drawing a sign that said 'EMO CORNER', that he was going to attach -some how- to the wall of the corner Sasuke was going crazy in.
Hidan and Shikamaru seemed to be having a staring contest with each other, while Zetsu was trying to hold Asuma away from Hedan while Asuma kept yelling "Revenge bitch!". Yep he might be going crazy also.
Sakura and Sasori were making out in the corner diagonal from the now labeled 'EMO CORNER'. Deidara and Ino were having spaz attacks over this. Ino yanked Sakura away trying to kiss her, while Deidara tackled Sasori.
"Dude I always thought Sasori would be the seme." Konan wisped to Pein as they glanced over at the drama going on between those four.
"Wait, what the hell is a seme?" Pein asked his girlfriend.
"The dominate guy in a boy on boy relationship." She answered, looking at the boys in fascination.
"How the fuck do you know that?" Pein asked, completely shocked, and sounding a bit like Hidan with all the cursing.
"Oh please, your freaked out that I'm interested in guy on guy stuff when I know you watch girl on girl porn." She raised an eyebrow at her blushing boyfriend.
Sakura and Sasori where having there own problems both of them being bi sexual.
Naruto was also having some problems. Like the fact that he was being surrounded by guys that wanted to get together with him, while the guy he wanted was going crazy in the 'EMO CORNER'.
Garra, Sai, Neji, Kiba, Sora, and Lee where all around him. Poor innocent Naruto was stuck.
Seeing this Sasuke seemed to gain some sanity, and shoved Itachi out of his way. He then moved -and not very nicely either- all the boys around Naruto, slammed Naruto agents the wall, and proceeded to kissed the blond senseless.
Itachi, being the good big brother he is, decided to help Sasuke by getting rid of Naruto's admirers. Once he was able to get past Temari, Tenten, Shizune, Rin, and Karin who were all staring because they were yoai fan girls.
"You love Hinata, you just have your bi hormones going crazy." Itachi said pointing at Kiba who realized he was right and went to kiss Hinata.
"You love either Garra or Tenten." He told Neji.
"I've never even talked to him before!" Protested Garra.
"Then it's Tenten." Itachi said. Then he looked at Garra. "You like -not love like- Ino. So you should go do something about the fact that she is practically lip raping sakura." Both boys went running to some other part of the room.
That left Sai, Sora, and Lee. "Sai you also like Ino, so go do something about it." Then he turned to the last two. "And you guys . . . No one loves you as more than friends so you should be together as rejects."
Itachi then walked to the other side of the room to find something to do.
Kakuzu was harassing Kankuro trying to get him to give him the five bucks in Kankuro's pocket.
"With this rock I will rule the world!"
Kabuto yelled running around in circles in the center of the room. He wasn't even holding a rock . . .
"How?" Juugo asked curiously.
"I don't know, but I will!" Kabuto replied, as the light glinted off his glasses giving him that really creepy look.
"I'm actually kinda interested to see how too." Suigetsu said from beside Juugo.
He was only half interested though 'cause he was staring at Karin's ass.
"I want to help you!" Orochimaru squealed to Kabuto.
"No! Its just Rocky and me!" He yelled running away from Orochimaru who was begging to help.
Temari was trying to get Shikamaru to stop his staring contest so that her and Shikamaru could make out.
Sasuke had kinda dragged Naruto over to the 'EMO CORNER' to make out.
Ino had picked Garra, and Tobi had pulled Deidara off of Sasori so Sakura and Sasori were making out again.
Zabuza was chasing Suigetsu around trying to get his sword back, and Haku was trying to stop him, while Tsunade was trying to figure out if Haku was a boy or girl.
Minato staired at his son making out with Sasuke and Kakashi and Obito making out completely confused because he had thought that all Uchiha's were asexual. Clearly they were not.
Alright this was made out of boredom and the fact that its almost two in the morning but if asked I will continue this if u think its shit I don' blame u but keep that opinion to ur self by not reviewing plz because while this may suck I had fun writing it if u did like it let me know . . . U guys should see the number of red lines meaning miss spelled words because of all these names let me know if there are any characters u want me to put in also that I missed