The Real Reason Napster Sued Everyone
Kenshin- Hey Yahiko, what are you reading?
Yahiko- a book about the past, you should read it, you're not even
mentioned!
Kenshin- No, I'm more interested in the present and what the feature might
hold-
Yahiko & Sano- Down that Red Dirt Road, it's where I drank my first beer,
it's where I found Jesus, where I wrecked my first car, I tore it all to
pieces, I learn-
Kaoru- OK the MYOJIN & SAGARA (Brooks & Dunn get it!!) concert is OVER, can
we please have a quiet Saturday?? I want to watch the Buccaneers game in
peace.
::Y&S look at each other grinning evilly ::
Y&S- B-U-C-C-A-N-E-E-R-S GO BUCS!! Hey Hey Tampa Bay, The Bucs are hot and
ready to play, gotta a job to do, gotta win today! Hey Hey Tampa Bay, GO
BUCS-
Kaoru- SHUT UP!!
Sano- Don't you love our singing?
Voice- L-is for the way you look at me, O- is for the only one I see, E- is-
Kaoru- Kenshin turn the radio off-!!
Y&S- The radio plays our favorite song and that's what keeps me holding on,
baby do you miss me now that I'm gonnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ::sano's
voice cracks Kenshin, Kaoru, and Yahiko double over laughing::
:: Shitou comes in from nowhere::
Y&S- HUH! Bad Boys Bad Boys Whatcha' want Whatcha' gonna do-
Kaoru- I just cant see this anymore-
Y&S- I brushed against the freckles that I hated so, and life goes on and I
heave a little sigh for you, its heavy, the love I would share for you,
then it dissolved like it was just a sugar cube. Now the little pain
sitting in my heart has shrunk in a bit, but it really does hurt me now.
Those silly horoscopes I guess I can't trust them after all. If we could
get further away, I wonder what it be like, YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! ::Sano's
voice cracks, again!!:: I'd be so happy inside my hearttttttttttttt
::Yahiko's voice cracks everyone doubles over laughing::
Kaoru- THAT'S IT I'M TAKING THE CD BURNER AWAY FROM YOU TWO!!
Kenshin-:: running in holding a letter:: KAORU-DONO :: gives 'I hope you
two are good at sucking up' look Y&S::
Kaoru- ::reads letter:: WHAT ::dojo shakes:: NAPSTER IS SUING US!!
Shitou- Oh yea that's why I came here, Chicken Head and Brat ::starts to
read from a card::
Kenshin- Hey wolf-boy I thought you had to memorize those
Shitou- we have a score to settle later, Battousai, any way :: looks back
at Y&S:: You have the right to remain silent -- oh forget I don't know why
I had to do this and chicken head, you should know the rights anyway, you
two are going to jail!!
Y&S-:: while being dragged off:: ::singing Jailhouse Rock::
Kaoru- AND I AIN'T BAILING YA OUT!!
*in jail across town*
Voice #1- Ya ain't nothing but a hound dog-
Voice #2- SANO SHUT UP!!