Disclaimer: Holly Short, Julius Root, Vein, Grub and Trouble Kelp belong to Eoin Colfer. All ideas are mine, unless stated otherwise.
I learned…
1. How to play beer pong.
2. How to play Texas Hold 'Em Poker.
3. That Holly Short wears sports bras.
4. That Vein, my roommate, is big, if you catch my drift.
5. To never get drunk when I've got class with Commander Root the next morning.
6. How to have good sex.
7. How to use a vending machine.
8. That bullets from Mud Men guns kill- literally and in an amount-of-pain kind of way.
9. That Grub actually wears boxers, not diapers.
10. That Holly Short can defend herself against a guy- perhaps better than any other person I've ever met.
11. That trying to pull an all-nighter when you've got 'creative writing' (yes, we have some 'normal' classes like that and geometry) is impossible, and stupid.
12. That Grub can use a mop.
13. That gay sex really isn't that bad.
14. That hangovers suck almost as bad as a drunk Vein.
15. That hangovers just plain suck.
16. That Bud Light is better than Sam Adams, but Coors is better than either.
17. That not wearing socks in combat boots really hurts, even with magic to heal the blisters.
18. Holly Short does not like to be flirted with.
19. To never shoot Root with a Nerf gun, even if it's fun. And just because that rhymed twice, doesn't mean it's nice.
20. How to play the lollipop game (FF's Holly25Trouble, explanation below.)
It's kind of like the nervous game. There is one lollipop and people take turns eating it. Only you have to pull it from the persons mouth and if they don't let go you have to try to kiss them. You don't have to kiss, people end up letting go of the lollipop before you get too close. It's a lot of fun.