Author's Note: Hey y'all! Based off of No Treats/Sweets for You by The-Blurple-Mage on deviantart. I love this pic so much I had to turn it into fan fiction. This is for my awesome bud, Kat Wink, because OUR PERVINESS MUST UNITE! YAOI AND YURI FOREVER! (Im good at writing yaoi when she isn't, and I can't really write yuri, but she can, so...) Yeah...
I DO NOT OWN HETALIA (aww...) OR THE PICTURE I BASED THIS ON.
Norway was walking around, bored out of his mind. Nothing to do...
He walks over, and sees a box of cookies, takes one, shoves it in his mouth, and walks away without chewing it, savoring the flavor a bit. He goes over to a chair and sits down.
A couple of minutes later, Denmark walks by, also bored out of his mind.
'Nothing to do...' He thinks when he spots a box of cookies. His stomach rumbles.
'Heeeeeeeey! Cookies!'
Denmark runs over to the heavenly delights and...
'What?' He takes the box, flipping it upside down over his head, hoping a cookie would come out. Nothing came, they were all gone.
'Aww...' Denmark hung his head while holding the box.
'Huh?' He looks up to see Norway a couple of feet away. He squints and, sure enough, sees a cookie lodged between his teeth, the Nordic not eating it, for some strange reason.
'Cookie!' Denmark walks over to Norway.
Norway is just sitting there with a cookie in his mouth when an innocent-looking Denmark came up behind him, hands behind his back, smiling down at Norway.
"What?"
"Can I have that cookie in your mouth?"
"Hell no."
'Wh-wha?'
Denmark got on his knees crying and begging,
"PLEASE! Can I have it? Pleasepleasepleaspleasepleas e-"
The evil Nordic, getting annoyed with the begging, just took his own finger and shoved the cookie into his mouth, watching Denmark scream,
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
He felt a sense of accomplishment as the Dane stood there crying behind him. He just put his arm on the table and closed his eyes, sighing after swallowing the cookie.
Then, Denmark's head snapped up. He had a BRILLIANT idea to get the cookie he so very much wanted.
"Hey, Norway?"
"What do you-HMMF!"
He was cut off by a certain Dane smashing his face against his own,gasping, the Dane took the opporunity to slip his tongue into his mouth, licking his teeth to get all traces of delicious cookie off of them.
He pulled back with a satisfied grin, and smiled.
"Thanks for the cookie, Norway!" Norway's face was bright red.
Then Norway got PISSED. MAJORLY. He slammed his fist against the table which he was sitting by as Denmark smiled sweetly at him.
"Denmark? What happened to you?" Finland asked as he, Sweden, and Iceland stood above him.
Denmark was sprawled on the floor, a massive bump rising from his head, and scattered chair pieces around him.
"Dont piss off Norge." Was all he said.
*Tries to hold in laughter and fails* I love that picture! Its beautifully done as well, go to deviantart and look for it. Type No Sweets for You by The-Blurple-Mage, and you should find it.
Love ya, Kat Wink!
-Switzy
P.S. If you didn't read my profile, my friends call me Switzy