Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, that beautiful right goes to the equally beautiful J.K. Rowling. And of course AVPM to the super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot people that are Starkid Potter XD
I was sick of it all. My cousin Spudley treated me like I was a rat. My Aunt Sunflower looked at me like I was a bad smell under her nose, and my uncle Nervon acted as if I was his slave. I wished I could run away somewhere, where I would never had to come back. And on my eleventh birthday, it happened.
I was sleeping on the lounge, which had been my bed for nearly 6 years, blowing out the candles of the cake I had drawn on the floor, when a loud knock shook the front door. Uncle Nervon ran down and opened it, water pistol aimed at the door.
"Yo, yo yo! It's Bagrid for you!" An incredibly short man burst through the door, rapping and breakdancing.
"Ahh! A hip-hop leprechaun!" Spudley screamed, catapulting over the coffee table.
"He will not be going there, I tell you!" Uncle Nervon stated, jabbing his sausage of a finger at me.
"Shush, Gursley, you great pomegranate!" Bagrid said, spinning over to me on is head. "Well, you coming or what?"
"Where are we going?" I stammered.
"To Pigfarts of course!" Said Bagrid, finally standing up.
"What's Pigfarts?"
"It's yo new school!" Bagrid was waving his hands around so wildly, that I got hit in the leg a couple of times.
"But what's wrong with my old school?" I asked, sitting down onto the lounge.
"Nothing, it's just not right for you." Bagrid was walking around the loungeroom on his hands.
"Why though?" I said, smoothing my pajamas.
Bagrid flipped himself up onto the lounge next to me. "Because yo yo yo a unicorn, Harry!"
I gasped in shock, as I reached up and touched the horn on my head. 'So that's what that was…' I thought before passing out.
A/N: BAHAHAHA, bet you didn't expect that one! It's short, but I wrote it in creative writing, without actually knowing where I was going with it... But now 'Yo yo yo! It's Bagrid for you!" and "Yo yo yo a unicorn, Harry!" are common phrases... hehehe! Could not stop laughing, hope it made you chuckle XD Just dabbling in this genre though, so there probably won't be anymore, but one of my thought was to re-write Harry Potter like this, and if I get people saying 'Yeah! Do it!" I'll probably do it. Love you guys! Elena xxy