Azalyen: HAI~! WELCOME TO MY FIRST FANFICTION!!
InuYasha: Where are we...?
Shippo: You're the main character!! YOU SHOULD KNOW!
Kagome: Hey, I thought *I* was the main character!
Shippo: Then why is the show called InuYasha? HM?!
Kagome: Erm...well..*shifty eyes* SIT! HEY!! LOOK CANDY CORN!! *points to a cloud*
InuYasha: *SLAM*
*magically appeared* Kikyo: WHERE!?
Kagome: *whips out bazooka* DIE FOX!! *blows up Shippo*
Azalyen: O_O
Shippo: I'll be baak! *terminator voice*
Kikyo: *jumps up towards the cloud* THAT CANDY CORN IS *SO* MINE!
Azalyen: Wait a second...
Kagome: *scoops up Shippo's singed body and chucks it in her backpack*
InuYasha: *finally recovers from previous sit* WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR!?
Kagome: Do what?
InuYasha: SIT ME!
Kagome: Sit you?
InuYasha: *SLAM*
Kagome: *innocent look*
InuYasha: *recovers from secondary sit* WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR!?
Kagome: Do what?
InuYasha: SI-.......nothing.
Kikyo: *stabs the cloud* GIVE ME MY EDIBLE WAX!
Cloud: *bleeds to death*
Naraku: MARGE!! *sobs over the clouds body*
Kikyo: *pulls out candy corn from Marge's cold dead fingers* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Naraku: HOW *DARE* YOU! YOU SHALL SUFFER!!
Kikyo: *eats the soggy candy corn*
Naraku: *evil glare*
Kikyo: *blinx*
Miroku: *pats Naraku on the back* Shhh...its ok.......she's in a happier place.....
Naraku: MARGE WAS A MAN YOU FOOL!!
All but Naraku: *blink blink*
Naraku: *sob sob*
Sango: Oookaaayyy.....
Miroku: *backs away slowly*
Jakken: *runs in after her* HELP MEH!!
Rin: *has the beast and beauty stick* FU FU FU! *whacks him repeatedly with the stick*
Azalyen: Well, at least everyones here.....wait a second....
Sesshomaru: *walks in 2 hours late*
Azalyen: YOU'RE LATE!!
Sesshomaru: .................................so? *monotone*
Azalyen: No excuse?!?
Sesshomaru: nope.
Azalyen: GRAH!!
Sesshomaru: *blank stare*
=*=*=
2 hours later, everyone was reduced to a Sesshomaru like state with the help of drug- I mean mental therapy!! ...........
=*=*=
All: .........................................
Kagome: So....
InuYasha: WHERE ARE WE!?!?!?!?!?!?
Naraku: *sob* Marge.... *sob*
Kirara: Fanfiction.net, duh.
InuYasha: *blinx* Did you just speak.
Kirara: Um....no?
InuYasha: Oh....good.
Kirara: *sweatdrop*
Kagome: What about the story?
All: *turn to look at Azalyen*
Azalyen: x_x
=*=*=
Azalyen has passed out from running back and forth to get drug-, I MEAN THERAPISTS! *curses*
=*=*=
Now for a brief recap of the characters status.
InuYasha- still has no idea where they are.
Shippo- still a corpse in Kagomes backpack.
Kagome- still concealing the fact that she killed Shippo very well.
Kikyo- lying on the ground from to little wax in her blood.
Naraku- still mourning Marge. *blink*
Miroku- had a little too much....."therapy"
Sango- hoping she'll have a bigger part in the other story lines.
Jakken- lying on the ground beaten senseless.
Rin- continuing to beat Jakken senseless.
Sesshomaru- watching Rin beat Jakken senseless.
Kirara- How could we possibly know what she's thinking?? SHE CAN'T TALK REMEMBER?! -_- *mumbles something about readers not paying attention*
OK! I GUESS THAT'S EVERYBODY!
Kagura & Kanna: What about us??
Koga: *ahem*
Totosai: I wouldn't mind being in this story either....
Myoga: Neither would I.
*whacks them with my patented plushie-izer*
*stores the now cuddly version of all of them in a crane machine*
NEW CHARACTER WHEN I CAN WIN ONE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *ahem* R&R. *deep bow* Danke danke.
InuYasha: Where are we...?
Shippo: You're the main character!! YOU SHOULD KNOW!
Kagome: Hey, I thought *I* was the main character!
Shippo: Then why is the show called InuYasha? HM?!
Kagome: Erm...well..*shifty eyes* SIT! HEY!! LOOK CANDY CORN!! *points to a cloud*
InuYasha: *SLAM*
*magically appeared* Kikyo: WHERE!?
Kagome: *whips out bazooka* DIE FOX!! *blows up Shippo*
Azalyen: O_O
Shippo: I'll be baak! *terminator voice*
Kikyo: *jumps up towards the cloud* THAT CANDY CORN IS *SO* MINE!
Azalyen: Wait a second...
Kagome: *scoops up Shippo's singed body and chucks it in her backpack*
InuYasha: *finally recovers from previous sit* WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR!?
Kagome: Do what?
InuYasha: SIT ME!
Kagome: Sit you?
InuYasha: *SLAM*
Kagome: *innocent look*
InuYasha: *recovers from secondary sit* WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR!?
Kagome: Do what?
InuYasha: SI-.......nothing.
Kikyo: *stabs the cloud* GIVE ME MY EDIBLE WAX!
Cloud: *bleeds to death*
Naraku: MARGE!! *sobs over the clouds body*
Kikyo: *pulls out candy corn from Marge's cold dead fingers* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Naraku: HOW *DARE* YOU! YOU SHALL SUFFER!!
Kikyo: *eats the soggy candy corn*
Naraku: *evil glare*
Kikyo: *blinx*
Miroku: *pats Naraku on the back* Shhh...its ok.......she's in a happier place.....
Naraku: MARGE WAS A MAN YOU FOOL!!
All but Naraku: *blink blink*
Naraku: *sob sob*
Sango: Oookaaayyy.....
Miroku: *backs away slowly*
Jakken: *runs in after her* HELP MEH!!
Rin: *has the beast and beauty stick* FU FU FU! *whacks him repeatedly with the stick*
Azalyen: Well, at least everyones here.....wait a second....
Sesshomaru: *walks in 2 hours late*
Azalyen: YOU'RE LATE!!
Sesshomaru: .................................so? *monotone*
Azalyen: No excuse?!?
Sesshomaru: nope.
Azalyen: GRAH!!
Sesshomaru: *blank stare*
=*=*=
2 hours later, everyone was reduced to a Sesshomaru like state with the help of drug- I mean mental therapy!! ...........
=*=*=
All: .........................................
Kagome: So....
InuYasha: WHERE ARE WE!?!?!?!?!?!?
Naraku: *sob* Marge.... *sob*
Kirara: Fanfiction.net, duh.
InuYasha: *blinx* Did you just speak.
Kirara: Um....no?
InuYasha: Oh....good.
Kirara: *sweatdrop*
Kagome: What about the story?
All: *turn to look at Azalyen*
Azalyen: x_x
=*=*=
Azalyen has passed out from running back and forth to get drug-, I MEAN THERAPISTS! *curses*
=*=*=
Now for a brief recap of the characters status.
InuYasha- still has no idea where they are.
Shippo- still a corpse in Kagomes backpack.
Kagome- still concealing the fact that she killed Shippo very well.
Kikyo- lying on the ground from to little wax in her blood.
Naraku- still mourning Marge. *blink*
Miroku- had a little too much....."therapy"
Sango- hoping she'll have a bigger part in the other story lines.
Jakken- lying on the ground beaten senseless.
Rin- continuing to beat Jakken senseless.
Sesshomaru- watching Rin beat Jakken senseless.
Kirara- How could we possibly know what she's thinking?? SHE CAN'T TALK REMEMBER?! -_- *mumbles something about readers not paying attention*
OK! I GUESS THAT'S EVERYBODY!
Kagura & Kanna: What about us??
Koga: *ahem*
Totosai: I wouldn't mind being in this story either....
Myoga: Neither would I.
*whacks them with my patented plushie-izer*
*stores the now cuddly version of all of them in a crane machine*
NEW CHARACTER WHEN I CAN WIN ONE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *ahem* R&R. *deep bow* Danke danke.