"Driven to the Brink"
Rico's pov
"No, no no no no!" I moaned in terror. "why didn't I listen! Well no more. From now on I'll listen. If only I could go back and redo, I would never, ever be bad again!"
I couldn't sleep earlier. For Her siren's song crooned in my ear ever so softly. So seductively. "Rico," She cooed,"Rico why don't you take me for one little drive? Surely one time couldn't hurt?" who could resist Her? Not me. So I happily gave in.
"AAAAAWWW MAN! Kawasaki had the car alarm on. No problem. For I just happen to have a key that opens any door. (raises rocket launcher) BOOM! There. Nothing to it. "Annnndddd he's off!" I thought to myself. Evilly laughing, I tore out of the garage.
Leaning back, my arm resting on the door, I went all over the zoo. And for good measure, I made sure to get the Lemurs habitat real good. I did extra laps in the bouncy while Ring-Tail threw a fit.
I hit a slick spot after jumping out of the bouncy. That's when things went downhill fast. I was going in circles when that tree graciously stopped me. As I sat there in the wreckage is when what I had done hit me.
"Oh by the Motherland! what am I gonna do. what AM I gonna do?" then it struck me,"Dummy! You're the one who fixes the car. All I gotta do is put Her back together." so I gathered the pieces, swallowed the small bits for safe keeping, and made it back to the garage in record time.
Spreading the pieces out, I began to Her back together. Once I was done, I stepped back smiling to admire my hand-work. Then BAM! She fell apart. "SIGH!" once again I put Her back together.
One last part and I was home free. "YEAH BABY!" I absently felt around on the table besides me. I then unknowingly installed one of Kawasaki inventions. Finally done I closed the hood gently. I wiped her down to remove any evidence. Looking at the clock I realized I could just catch some zzz's.
I tip-toed back to my bunk and laid down. I had one last thought before going to sleep,"HA! no-one will ever know..."
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