Voldie's Deepest Darkest Secret
Tom Riddle (aka Voldemort or Voldie) retreated to his chambers in the Riddle Manor. The instant he entered and closed the door to his room, he looked around suspiciously as if expecting Harry Potter to pop up out of no where. When he was sure the coast was clear, he smiled evilly and lifted the illusion of a dark, sinister and... er evil room.
The walls turned a freakish shade of hot pink, covered in happy , fluffy bunny posters. The once deep blood red carpet turned into a fluffy bunny patterned rug. The floor was littered with stuffed pink bunny plushies. The royal looking bedspread faded into a pink dominated bedspread with pictures of fluffy bunnies in various cute and fluffy poses.
Voldie cheered like a little kid and danced around the room, occasionally stopping to hug a plushie. Squealing like a little girl in a barbie store, he started jumping on his bed. Then he started chanting "Fluffy, fluffy bunnies!!!!! HEEHEEHEEE!!! FLUFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".
His fun was ended when the voice of Wormtail (aka Peter Pettigrew) called out,"Master, the Death Eaters are waiting for you!" Voldie cursed Pettigrew and said that,"The evil devil fluffy bunnies will make sure you suffer!!!!"
As He-Who-MUST-Be-Named swept out of the room, a snickering half invisible Harry Potter snuck out of his hiding place.
"Cut. That's a wrap."
~The End~
I know, never gonna happen. But it's funny if it did happen. I don't like my crazy insane psychotic mind very much. Anyway, please read and review, it would make me a vewy happy inshanwe perwshon.
Tom Riddle (aka Voldemort or Voldie) retreated to his chambers in the Riddle Manor. The instant he entered and closed the door to his room, he looked around suspiciously as if expecting Harry Potter to pop up out of no where. When he was sure the coast was clear, he smiled evilly and lifted the illusion of a dark, sinister and... er evil room.
The walls turned a freakish shade of hot pink, covered in happy , fluffy bunny posters. The once deep blood red carpet turned into a fluffy bunny patterned rug. The floor was littered with stuffed pink bunny plushies. The royal looking bedspread faded into a pink dominated bedspread with pictures of fluffy bunnies in various cute and fluffy poses.
Voldie cheered like a little kid and danced around the room, occasionally stopping to hug a plushie. Squealing like a little girl in a barbie store, he started jumping on his bed. Then he started chanting "Fluffy, fluffy bunnies!!!!! HEEHEEHEEE!!! FLUFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".
His fun was ended when the voice of Wormtail (aka Peter Pettigrew) called out,"Master, the Death Eaters are waiting for you!" Voldie cursed Pettigrew and said that,"The evil devil fluffy bunnies will make sure you suffer!!!!"
As He-Who-MUST-Be-Named swept out of the room, a snickering half invisible Harry Potter snuck out of his hiding place.
"Cut. That's a wrap."
~The End~
I know, never gonna happen. But it's funny if it did happen. I don't like my crazy insane psychotic mind very much. Anyway, please read and review, it would make me a vewy happy inshanwe perwshon.