Fudge Valfudge escapes from his job at the ministry of magic building only to dissappear soon after without a trace.
6 months later in a small town a rather small man in a permanant pinstriped suit with a rather partial liking for crumpets turns up to run for mayor. He is ellected and begins his new carrear, when he has saved enough money he moves to the Pyranees where he has bought a large chateux and begins to live out his dream: It takes a long time but he finally finishes.
He is now Cornielius Fudge,
owner of the worlds largest crumpet factory!
afterword: soon after the factory went bankrupt and Fudge disappeared once again, rumour has it that he ate all of the crumpets himself and destroyed the buisness. He is still said to lurk around kitchens and bakerys, seeking his daily feed, so, don't leave your crumpets out on the window to cool, it might not have been the cat after all. BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA,
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