Russia got up from his desk and began to pace around
his small office. He had just finished doing hours worth
of paperwork. Being a country was a tough job. 'I need a break'
he thought.
He pulled a large, vibrantly yellow, sunflower from
his desk. The sunflowers name was Yellow and him and Russia
had been in a committed relationship for awhile now.
"Hey honey, feel like messing around?" Russia asked Yellow.
The sunflower didn't respond, that meant "Yes".
"Me too", Russia said, with a sinister smile on his face.
Russia began to rub Yellows vital regions.
"You like that?" asked Russia, Yellow didn't reply.
Russia began to kiss Yellow rather forcefully. Russia
pulled off his coat and shirt till all that remained on
him was his scarf. Russia continued to kiss Yellow, but
Yellow broke away from the kiss and began to go down on
Russia.
"Oh Da!" Russia exclaimed.
Then he heard his office door open. 'Fuck' he thought,
he had forgotten to lock the door. He looked up to see who had
entered, it was Lithuania.
"I can explain!" Russia stated quickly, Liet closed the door with
a very confused look on his face.
"Its ok, I won't let anyone get in the way of our love", Russia
Comforted Yellow, "Not even Liet."
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Russia looked down at Yellow's dead body which was lying in front
of him on the floor.
"Oh god! What have I done?" he cried.
He had been too rough on the sunflower and he accidentally
killed it! This was the twentieth sunflower he had killed during
sex in the past week, but it never got any easier for him. He sat
down in the corner of his office and began to cry.
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