Ably and Gelly go to Gold Star
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Tribute to ProfessorDoctor and our Hilarious adventures.
Albus Dumbledore was very confused. Gellert Grindelwald was looking at a menu from a muggle restaurant called Gold Star. He was certain that they would find it in one of the many locations.
Albus and Gellert's search for the Deathly Hallow had led them to the United States of America. The men had stopped in a Restaurant called Gold Star Chili. Unbeknownst to Albus, Gellert would quickly become addicted to a food called Cincinnati Chili. The two men were leaving the establishment with full tummies when Gellert had a great idea. The Deathly Hallows must be at one on these restaurants. Albus was mystified as to why Gellert thought that any of the Deathly Hallows could be in an establishment that serves food.
"Then we'll go to this one and this one and ooh ooh that was an eight year old little boy! Why didn't you hit him Alby?" Gellert said pointing to the back of the menu where other locations were listed.
"Gellert. Shut. Your. Unsightly. Mouth. Now! I swear to the goddess that I will turn this car around right now and we will return to Germany without any souvenirs!" Albus replied. He was about to strangle the man. If he had not been driving the vehicle he would have smacked the man across the face.
"You're no fun Alby. I just wanted to see his blood on the windshield. You know it's my favorite. Anyway I'm absolutely positive that the Hallows are in at least one of these…"
Albus quickly tuned the other man out, turned on the radio and relaxed to the sound of the Glen Miller Orchestra's "That Old Black Magic".