The protagonist of this tale is Shiki Brohno. Badass. Resident of Misaki City where he lives every day dealing with his large harem of beautiful women. He live in a big house at the top of a hill with his cute sister, Akiha and debatably cuter meidos, Hisui and Kohaku. There are sometimes two other residents of the Brohno house. They are Sion Eltnam, an Alchemist who wants Shiki's penis for various reasons but refuses to admit it, and Len his personal goth loli familiar who often takes the form of a black cat.
BEEP! BEEP!
Shiki's alarm blares in his ear and it's so loud it sounds like like it's right next to him.
BEEP! BEEP!
"Shut up!" Shiki groans and rolls over to slap his alarm to turn it off.
Shiki's alarm makes a cute yelping noise when he smacks it.
Wait a minute. Shiki then realizes he doesn't have an alarm clock. He opens his eyes to find Hisui standing dangerously close to him wielding a megaphone. On the top of her head is Shiki's hand hand, Shiki put two and two together very quickly because Mr. Brohno is not like some OTHER harem protagonists he can think of.
"SHIKI-SAMA, IT IS TIME TO GET OUT OF BED." Hisui said in her normal emotionless tone of voice, except it was maginfied by about a hundred when she spoke through the megaphone which made Shiki's brains feel like they were dribbling out of his ears.
"FFUUUUUU-" Shiki yells as he fall backwards out of his bed and smacks his head on the wall.
"SHIKI-SAMA, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" Hisui asked, peeking over Shiki's bed at him.
"Dammit Hisui, lose the megaphone. Where did you get that anyway?" Shiki rubs the back of his head and looks up at her.
Hisui hides the megaphone behind her back. "Nee-san suggested that I start using it to wake you. Have you awakened?"
"Of course, who could sleep through something like that?" Shiki stands up and adjusts his pajamas. Luckily he has no morning wood, that would have been awkward. He should have realized Kohaku would put something like that in her head.
"Then if you will excuse me, please come down for breakfast when you have finished changing." She bowed and left the room.
Shiki'a cleaned uniform is on his dresser as usual. That's right, it is a school day but Shiki doesn't really feel like going today. Why should a guy who can kill anything go to school? It seems so lowbrow. A dude as awesome as him should be able to do whatever the hell he wants. However if he doesn't go, everyone but a certain Vampire Princess will be pissed off at him. If he had it his way, every day would be filled with badass adventures like rescuing princesses and saving planets from alien invasions. "Why couldn't my last name have been Shepard?" Shiki mumbles to himself.