Miraculous Ladybug Character Questions
Max
Marionette
Kim
Chloé
Nino
Adrien
Rose
Juleka
Nathaniёl
Alix
What would happen if Number 1 woke you up in bed?
Kwami: oh my GAWWWWWDDDDDDD
Max: what?
*Alya is sitting on a chair across the room filming*
*Kwami starts screaming and freaking out*
Kwami: *stops screaming* ALYA THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
Alya: uh no big deal right the lady blog is looking a little down so I thought I would get some action in with the ex-acumatized victims
Kwami: I SWEAR WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU...
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Kwami: KIM YOU PERV
Kim: hehe
Kwami: GET OUT YOU PEEPING TOM
Kim: call me that one more time
Kwami: perv
Kwami: go away Kim
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Kwami: hehe hell nah
Chloe: yeah that was a stupid thing, must be someone shipping me I feel so loved
Kwami: *mumbles* yeah someone who is trying to make you pissed
Number Five cooked you dinner?
Kwami: you sure you cooked this Nino this pizza is too good to be true
Nino: yeah sure
Kwami: you didn't cook this did you
Nino: sorry dude gotta go I think I hear Alya calling my name so BYE
*Nino runs off*
Kwami: YOU GET BACK HERE AND MAKE ME SOME FOOD
Number Six is lying to you next on the beach?
Kwami:
Adrian: okay then
Marina: he's mineeeeeeeeeeee
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Kwami: I do not believe that but WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!
Rose: your family is so kind thank you so much
Kwami: no problem someone as kind as you is welcome any day
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Kwami: Juleka is in the hospital?
Rose: supposedly she got hit in the face by a rabid pidgen
Kim: I heard Chloe hit her so hard she got akumatized to death
Kwami: kim that makes no sense
Number Nine made fun of all your friends?
Nathaniel: It's only Marina because she is an offence to art
Kwami: chill Nathaniel she isn't that bad
Marina: WHAT DID YOU SAY
*Marina kicks Nathaniel in the nuts*
Number Ten ignored you all the time?
Kwami: makes way too much sense
Alix: YOU DON'T ROLLERSKATE
Kwami: DA FUDGE IS WRONG WITH THAT
Two serial killers are hunting you down! Quick! What will Number One do?
Max: Scientifically we could run
Kwami: MAX THAT IS NOT SCIENCE
Max: or just challenge them…..
5 minutes later
Serial killer 1: aw dam I thought I could beat you
Max: now remember the deal
Serial killer 1: yeah yeah here is your 20 dollars
Max: awesomeness
Serial killer 2: what now
Serial killer 1: I guess we walk away in shame
You're on vacation with Number Two, and you manage to break your leg. What does Two do?
Marinette: oh my god let me call an ambulance
Kwami: JUST DO IT ALREADY
*Kwami starts screaming*
Marinette: I am not that good with children
Kwami: MARINETTE DUPEN-CHANG I AM ONLY THREE YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU SO SHUT UP
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Kim: SURPRISE, it's just a box
Kwami: yay all I ever wanted
Kim: glad you like it
Chloe: if it were me, Kwami, I wouldn't accept it
Kwami: who invited YOU
You seem to have stuck yourself in a house that is on fire! What does Four do?
Chloe: Just let her burn
Kwami: YOU'RE JUST TO STUCK UP
*Chloe starts filing her nails*
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Five do?
Nino: You can do it man
Kwami: ye ok I guess I can
Nino: Just let it out, wait are you gay
Kwami: Nino just leave already
You're about to marry Number 10! What is One's reaction?
Max: HOW DARE YOU
Kwami: max..
Max: WHYYYYY
Kwami: max…..
Max: WHAT DID I DO
Kwami: MAX
Max: what
Kwami: DID YOU NOT KNOW IN FUCKING GAY
Alix/Max: WHAT?
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Rose: It's ok Kwami I know you're sad I know how you feel
Kwami:*wipes away her tears* Are you silently hating on Chloe right now
Rose: Isn't everyone
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Kwami: can you come?
Nathaniel: sure
5 hours later
Kwami: eh fuck him!
You can't stop laughing! What will 10 do?
Alix:*Slaps Kwami*
Kwami: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
Alix: problem solved
Kwami: NOW YOU HAVE TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM OF MY HURTING FACE
Number One is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Kwami: OMG YOU'RE TELLING ME HE IS AN ASS when you actually realize it
Max: Okay then
Kwami:*Stares longingly from a distance with the middle finger up*
Number Two tell you his/her deeply hidden love for Nine?
Marinette: I mean I like adrien and all but he is pretty nice, I mean he was akumatized "for me"
Kwami: you are made for eachother(I mean Chloe and Nathaniel are my major ship and Marinette and Adrien buuuut)
Nathaniel: CHLOE, WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY!?
Kwami: yes, yes I am
You're dating Three, and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?
Kwami: SO Kim I have no clue who you parents are, no one does
Kim: I have no clue why we are even dating, arent u gay
Kwami: yes, I'm out
Would Five and Six ever kiss?
Kwami: Sure thing, The bromance is strong with them
Adrien/Nino: ooookay then
Number Six appears to be a player, breaking many hearts…
Kwami: Adrien, NAH
Adrien: I only break hearts for m'lady
Kwami: sure
You had a haircut, and Seven can't stop staring at you.
Kwami: Rose you can stop staring at me
Rose: BUT ITS AMAZING
Kwami: all i did was trim my hair and dye it
Eight thinks that he/she'll never get a girl/boy friend. What do you tell him/her?
Kwami: Juleka its fine one day you will meet the man of you dreams
Juleka: right, the man of my dreams
Nine is too shy to face you, and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Kwami: oh look an email from Nathaniel
The email reads: I really like you will you please meet me later at the docks
Kwami: Is this a joke, I bet it is because no way in hell would he send something like this to me
You spot Ten kissing One. How do you react?
Kwami: MAX WTF
Max: we were spotted hide
Alix: DUDE IT'S JUST A DARE
Kwami: you know what alix YOU JUST SUNK MY SHIP
Alix/Max:?
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
*Kwami puts her ear to the door*
Kim: Chloe please just accept the gift already
Chloe: I'm sorry Kim but I am in love with Adrikens
Kwami:*bursts in the door* The hell is wrong with you he is trying to give you a gift and you keep pushing him away
Chloe: were you there the entire time
Kwami: Maybe
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Kwami: Nah I mean I think Adrien and Nino is my permanent ship
Max: Okay
Adrien: what he said
Would 2 trust 5?
Kwami: UH YEAH
Marinette: he is kinda like a brother to me
Nino: yeah dude
Kwami: I'm still waiting on the food Nino
Nino: I think I hear Alya calling again
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Alix: You a dead one I tell you that
Chloe: live a little
Alix: How can I live a little after all you do is break my things
Chloe: you mean like your life
If 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Max: video games, definitely video games
Adrien: Yeah
Kwami: I don't think that is a subject
Max: who cares
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Kwami: it would be plastic because i wouldn't let them use the stove or the house would get burnt down
Kim: fireeee
Kwami: NO KIM WAIT
If 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Nathaniel: hmm, do you like art
Rose: not really
Nathaniel: man this is gonna be harder than I thought
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Juleka: just sit still
Nino: what are you doing
Juleka: there
*Nino looks in the mirror*
Nino:*screams* IM BALD JULEKA
Juleka: well i didn't know what else to do I really didn't like your hairstyle before
If 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like, will 6 be happy?
Nathaniel: there we go
Adrien: is it ladybug
Nathaniel: nope it's Marinette
*Kwami is in the background freaking out*
Adrien: but my perfect girlfriend is ladybug
Kwami: they are the same person
Adrien: WHAT?!
Kwami: meep nothing *mumbles* Mari is gonna kill me
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Nathaniel: *is bright red* I mean why would I like Chloe she is a jerk
Alix: *looks like she is about to explode* WHY WOULD I LIKE KIM HE IS A SELF ABSORBED CHLOE LOVING…
Kwami: woah Alix, it's because people ship you and him and stuff like that
Alix: WELL THEN THEY SHOULD STOP
What would happen if 1 accidentally kicked 10?
Max: I'm so sorry Alix
Alix: why did you do that
Max: I didn't mean to
Alix YOU WANNA FIGHT
Kwami: THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS
Max: I'm not gonna hit a girl
Alix: well you gonna have to
If 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Nathaniel: OH MY GOD MARINETTE LIKES ME
Kwami: well read what it says
Nathaniel: See you later at the park kitty
Kwami: Oh I'm so sorry but I think that was for Chatton
Nathaniel: Chat who now
If 5 and 6 did a workout together?
Nino: look at my abbs
Adrien: yeah bro you got dem abbs
Nino: do you think Alya and Mari are gonna work out today
Adrien: well well speak of the devil...s why are there three
*Mari runs*
Alya: don't make me hit you
Kwami: PUT YOUR SHIRTS BACK ON NOW!
If 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Adrien: hey Kwami
Kwami: yeah
Adrien: why wasn't I invited to your party
Kwami: Ahem well do you not remember the shirt incident from a week ago
Adrien: yeah
Kwami: well Nino wasn't invited either so don't feel bad
Adrien: Was Chloe
Kwami: WHY THE HELL WOULD I INVITE A MINI DEVIL INTO MY HOUSE
If 7 won the lottery?
Rose: well I don't quite have anything to do with this
Chloe: GIMME GIMME
Kwami: You greedy Bitch
If 8 had quite a big secret?
Juleka: Yeah uh
Kwami: YOU LIKE ROSE! AHHHHHH
Juleka: NO NO NO! Maybe
Kwami: *starts fangirling*
If 9 became a singer?
Kwami: AHEM, WHAT THE HELL
Nathaniel: I took up singing after Mari shot me down
If 10 had a daughter?
Kwami: SO who is the lucky father
Alix: um Kim
Kwami: *passes out from fangirling too much again
What would 4 envy about 5?
Chloe: Uh nothing
Nino: yeah she said it all
Kwami: come on there has got to be something
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Kwami: only if Rose got akumatized again would she be mad at Juleka
Rose: Kwami is right there is nothing that could make me mad at her
Juleka: mmhm
Where would 8 meet 9?
Kwami: SCHOOL DUH
Juleka: but the only people who realize I'm there are you Rose and Mari
Kwami: Yeah so basically you know her and she doesn't know you, OK!
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Kwami: Uh everything
Alix: SPIT IT OUT LOVER BOY
Nathaniel: NO
Kwami: yeah
2 was kidnapped by 5 and saved by 3?
Kwami: So you're telling me that Mari was kidnapped by Nino and saved by Kim, I don't think that it would happen like that because I have some sort of feeling that it was Nino saved her and Kim kidnapped her
Kim: SURE THAT'S TOTALLY WHAT HAPPENED
What would make 10 scared of 1
Alix: Nothing because he is just a big wimp
Max: TAKE THAT BACK!
Alix: *makes a jarring motion towards Max*
Max: *screams*
Kwami: you bully Alix,