Authors Note: Alright I said I would do it, and now here is the first chapter of Ron Weasley and the Tesco's

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It was an exciting day for one Ronald Bilius Weasley, because he had never been to a Muggle Shopping Centre, let alone a Supermarket, his steady girlfriend Hermione Jean Granger was going to take him, and was currently dreading it, as she knew what Ron was like around food she was worried for her credit card account and the people in the supermarket.

Hermione decided that it was time to face the music and so she went down the stairs, and faced what she had been dreading, she was quite shocked to see her boyfriend jumping up and down like a school boy, just as he had three years ago when he had finally received the Agrippa chocolate frog card, she smiled at the memory. He noticed that she was in the room, and jumped down off the couch before she could scold him, but she couldn't as she burst out laughing because of the scene before her eyes.

All morning Ron pestered Hermione about going, when she couldn't put it off any longer, they left the house, and got into the car. Ron complained about how slow muggle transport was, but she just said "we can't just materialise out of thin air in front of muggles." He didn't know half of the words that she had just said so she simplified it into what she and Ginny had come up with 'Ron Language' and said "We No Apparate in front of Muggles" he just nodded and mumbled something about why Hermione hadn't said that in the first place.

They finally arrived and Hermione tried to calm Ron down, before they actually went inside, she thought that if this was what he was like before seeing the food, how much worse would it be when they actually got in there. The couple entered through the doors, and Ron couldn't help himself saying "Wow!".

Every isle they went through, Ron found something to eat and wanted, he was simply amazed by the selection, when they got to the frozen foods, he shouted "LOOK HERMIONE, SEE WHAT THE MUGGLES DO WITHOUT MAGIC, AND THEY HAVE PRE-MADE MEALS! COME OVER HE-" he was cut off by a very passionate kiss from Hermione that she used to shut him up. He immediately shut up and followed her, they got everything they needed, then they entered the lolly isle…

Ron stopped and started to jump up and down like a little kid again, he grabbed everything he could find, unnoticed by Hermione, he had been doing this a lot. The selection partially freaked Ron out, there were no liquorice wands, pumpkin pastys, and the jelly beans seemed to be normal flavours. Weirdest of all was the fact that the chocolate frogs, didn't move at all. He didn't want to miss out on anything, and not understanding how supermarkets worked, started stuffing his face full of lollies, that came out of dispensers, Hermione turned around, and saw him. She stifled a laugh and said "spit it out" he shook his head and swallowed them all, "sprung!" he whispered under his breath. He followed Hermione to the counter.

They got to the counter and they started to unpack the trolley, when Hermione pointed at Ron and then in an unnatural deadly quiet scary voice, she asked "Bacon, Bacon, Canadian Bacon, American Bacon, Pork, Chocolate, Mars bars, Bounties, Red Vines, Chocolate frogs, and more, Ron do you think we are made of money?"

He responded with "I don't want to miss out on anything"

"Put all this stuff back now, and maybe you won't have to sleep on the couch" she said with a don't-mess-with-me look

He did as he was told, and she paid for all the things that she allowed, he returned with even more stuff, and she did the same thing, he returned again, but without a thing. Let's just say that Ronald Bilius Weasley found the couch quite uncomfortable for the next two nights.

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