Ray was a rather average individual he cut himself daily but most of the times he only did it as a cry for attention but this time he was doing it as a sotrt of escape from the world, mainly to get him a girlfriend who thinks he's tough this 's what one was expecting but Ray is a bit odd....he preferred large burly men with moustaches and he had found one on the had a long red moustache a bald head, and boy oh boy he was quite the fatass....Ray was going to love started at this magnificent creatures visage for quite some time before the time had come for him to go out and find him so he could go on a date with him.
Ray looked around at his surroundings trying to decide on his mode of transportation as well, he had a very very limited choices.....the first would make him look stupid, and the second would take too goddamn long....actually they would both take a signifigant amount of you know what Ray means.....you all know what Ray means onto the storyline we see Ray staring at the window longingly stretching his arm love for this Eggman fellow had blossomed as his crotch buldged a fraction of an inch.
For all of those who have no goddamn clue at who this Ray faggot is, he's simply put....a black and white Tails recolor clad in a black hoodie and some khaki pants with red eyes....not very creative if I do say so and he only has one tail but anyways....Ray dived out of the 8th story window screaming one name and one name alone....oh and a full does anyone really care about that?WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO INCLUDE THAT?FUCK YOU BUT I WILL INCLUDE IT YOU JEW.
"EGGGGGMAAAANNNN I LOOOOOVVVEEE YOOOOUUUU."
Said Ray as he fell to what you think what be his death but it obviously wouldn't be because this fic would suck and be kind of depressing that Ray would never get to bond with the love of us his life, but that's doubtful that he going to onwards...Ray was falling energy pumping through his body as a single tear slid down his cheek....BUT OUT OF NOWHERE.
A Hovercraft flew out under Ray the same fat man he had loved catching him in his arms as Ray looked up with loving eyes, and Eggman looked down passion in his heart...
"Ray....you may not think I've noticed you or our love....but I love you too....I love you too Ray..."
"Eggman.....I feel the same exact way...."
"We must show that we can love....that I can love once again..."
Stated Eggman as he flew off into the sunset, emotional music playing to go along with it kind of like those sappy movies but combined with a cowboy flick if you know what I mean blah blah blah blah...
TO BE CONTINUED