A/N: I don't own Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja or anything else mentioned. Also, all words in Boldface will be Howard and all words in Italics will be Debbie
"So…you wanna talk about it?"
"Talk about what?"
"Y'a know… about last night?"
"What's there to talk about Howard?"
"Well for starters we had sex so there's that and you've been kinda side-stepping me all day about it"
"Yea, that's because I don't want to talk about it!"
"Well I do, so guess what Kang? We're talking about it!"
"I can stop writing these notes right now and that'll be the end of the conversation"
"Yeah you could do that, but we both know you're not going to because deep down I know you wann talk about last night as well"
"Your just going to keep bugging me until we talk about it, aren't you?"
"Pretty much, yeah"
"Fine, so what do you want to talk about? That you got me into your bed when we where supposed to be studying for a math quiz or do you want me to inflate that already gigantic ego of yours and tell you that you were the best I've ever had?"
"Ok first off don't make it sound like I seduced you, we made-out and one thing lead to another. Secondly I know I'm the best you've ever had because we we're both virgins before last night and lastly no, that's not what I was going to ask"
"Then what were you going to ask me?"
"Did it mean anything to you?"
"What?"
"Did it mean anything to you? Y'a know like feel a connection between us or something wonk like that?"
"Why do you ask?"
"Because it was your first time as much as it was mine and I just wanted to make it feel special for you"
"That's…actuality very sweet of you Howard"
"Hey I can be romantic when I wanna be. You still didn't answer my question by the way"
"The truth: I don't know"
"What the juice do you mean 'you don't know?' this is kind of a big deal honk'in here Debbie!"
"Well this is a new experience for me Howard. I mean yeah I've read my fair share of anatomy books just as you've probably seen your fair share of porn, but there's a huge difference between seeing it and doing it"
"This kinda something your text books can't answer, you have to feel that connection babe"
"Did you feel this 'connection' you keep going on about?"
"So what if I did? Maybe I actuality took your feelings into consideration instead someone like Bash who would be bragging about all over school"
"Oh like you wouldn't? I bet you've already told Randy by now"
"No I haven't, he didn't need to know what happened between us"
"Seriously? I figured you would've already gave him a play-by-play about the whole thing"
"Nope, like I said this is between us. Cunningham or anybody else doesn't have to know. Look, the point is I that do care about you Debbie and even thought Randy's my end-all-be-all bro till the end, this is something that only you and I can have just between us"
"Do you really mean that?"
"Believe it or not, every word of it"
"Aw, you really are a sweetheart, you know that?
"So…wanna see Jurassic World tonight?"
"Don't push your luck Weinerman"
"I'll take that as a maybe"