Leon woke to the feeling of extreme soreness. His ass hurt like no tomorrow, but, for some reason, he didn't really mind it.

Probably the same reason that he hasn't minded it the other thirty or so days that he has woken up this way, because the reason he was so sore was the person who slept right next to him. Count D.

Leon watched as the sleeping man gently breathed in and out on his pillow and decided it was time to get up.

Not that he was able to, for as soon as Leon tried to sit up a pale arm brought him back down, seizing him under a body the color of snow. A color so different from his own lightly bronzed colored skin.

Leon sighed, who knew he'd ever end up in this position. HIM, Leon Orcot, detective on the case of the man he was now sleeping with. He never thought the day would come that he'd sleep with a man, he'd always been so attracted to women….though there was this one time when he was young….

….BUT THAT WAS JUST OUT OF CURIOUSITY!!!

There was once a time when he was a lover of all things female, when he used to think, ' Give me a pair of boobs over a stiff dick any day'.

He really wasn't so sure that he could say that anymore….

He….loved D. It was a hard fact for him to come to terms with, but he really did love the Count.

The past month had been a hectic one, waking up in bed with another man, Count D, had been a shocker in itself, but the things that D had showed him really took the cake. All of his animals had human forms, ones that he finally allowed himself to see, as D had put it. According to D, Leon had seen and heard his animals on numerous occasions, which, oddly enough, made a lot of sense. After all, Leon did recall seeing a little blond girl who called herself Pon-Chan, just like the raccoon, skipping around the pet shop with Chris and T-Chan.

Not to mention the whole ordeal when D and Chris had gotten kidnapped and his co-workers all told him about how he was talking to a raccoon in his terror….and Jill who kept saying it was okay when he talked to her, but it was when he sang to her that she became worried.

And he did sing to Pon-Chan….just usually when no one else was around….it was embarrassing enough as it was.

Leon heard a slight groan and turned to see the Count yawn discreetly and finally let him out of his clawed embrace. Yes, he had a few scares now from when the Count got particularly….frisky…during their nighttime endeavors. As it turns out, Leon did not mind though, the way he acquired them made up for it all.

Two mismatched eyes looked at him as Leon sat up and stretched, glittering with admiration as his eyes raked over smooth, tan skin. He brought up his, SEEMINGLY, delicate, pale arms to wrap around his lovers body, fingers gently caressing the skin of Leon's chest as he laid his chin upon Leon's shoulder.

" Good Morning, my dear detective." he purred out to his lover.

Leon rolled his eyes and smiled.

" Good morning D." he said as he enjoyed the Count's slight touches.

D gently nuzzled the blonds neck as his hand dipped down into the covers surrounding the detectives waist.

" D, wait a minute, we just woke up." Leon said as his breath hitches at the touch of the Counts long, pale fingers.

" Shh, it's okay. That's when it's best." D breathed out as he tightened his grasp around his detective's cock.

Leon's breath grew rapid and shallow as the covers became disturbed with every stroke of the Counts hand.

Very faintly, Leon became aware of the sound of footsteps coming closer to the room. However, his pleasure-filled mind couldn't care less at the time as he began to feel a high-strung coil form in the pit of his stomach, his penis beginning to swell.

The Count simply smiled at his Lion's pleasure as he too heard the footsteps coming closer.

" You must try to be silent, my dear Lion." he whispered in the man's ear as he took his hand off of his cock, chuckling at the disappointed groan that spilled from the detective's mouth as he did so.

Then relishing in the surprised shriek Leon produced as he cupped the soft-skinned sac below, feeling it constrict as white streaks streamed from the tip of the swollen member.

D then quickly laid the heaving man onto his back, covering him with the covers as he fixed himself up a bit to be more presentable as Chris flew through the door, Pon-Chan and T-Chan coming in behind him, both trying to pull the young boy away from the room.

" Yes Chris?" he said as he saw the young Orcot look around the room in fear.

After thoroughly examining the room, Chris turned a concerned look to the Count.

' I heard some strange noises, is something wrong?' the boy asked, about to put his hands on the bed before the Count waved them away.

" Don't worry Chris, your brother just isn't feeling well. In fact, he's feeling so unwell, that he wet the bed." D said with one of his sweet, sparkly smiles ( You know, the one he always uses when he makes fun of Leon, like when he pretended to lose his memory and kept calling Leon a drunk.) as he feel the glare of two piercing, cerulean colored eyes from behind him, under the covers.

He kept on smiling though, how he loved to tease his detective.

He just made it so easy.

' OH! Okay,' Chris replied, looking to his older brother's lump under the covers.

' It's okay Leon! I sometimes wet the bed too, especially when I'm sick, so don't feel embarrassed. It happens to everyone!' the boy said reassuringly.

Leon was ready to snap, he could feel the vein in his forehead pulsing at his irritation.

HE DID NOT WET THE BED!!!!!

…..Well, at least not the way that Chris was surely thinking.

Chris and his two companions left the room as Leon pulled the covers off of his head and glared at the Count.

" What the HELL D!!!" he shouted, eyebrows arched in anger as D kept the happy smile on his face.

" Oh come, come Leon, I didn't mean to embarrass you. It was, after all, the truth." he said as he took in the blonds indignant scowl.

" YEAH! But Chris think it's 'cause I PISSED on the bed! I did not piss on the bed D! We both KNOWthat!!!" he ranted.

" But detective, I merely said that you wet the bed, I did not say that you 'pissed' on the bed. How Chris perceives it is completely up to him. And you DID wet the bed." D reasoned.

" AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT!!!" Leon yelled.

D simply smiled some more.

" Mine, of course." he stated simply.

"…." Leon didn't know what to say, so he just wrapped himself in the covers and laid back down on the bed, a sour look upon his face.

".….Asshole…" he swore.

" You really should watch your language detective, you might cause a bad influence on all the ones around you, especially the young and impressionable ones." D commented as he dressed into another one of his highly decorated changshans ( Everyone calls the cheongsams, but those are for women, and D is always saying that his are made for men, hence, they are changshan's.).

" Eh, Chris is a good boy, he hasn't started swearing after two years, has he? I doubt he'll start anytime soon." Leon answered as he stayed beneath the, equally decorated, covers, peaking slightly as D dressed.

" Hmm." D hummed slightly as finished and looked at his detective, a strange look surfacing in his eyes as he looked at him.

Leon blinked, what was that look for?

" Well," D began as he opened the door to the hallway, " make sure you get dressed and ready for breakfast in time. T-Chan will be very upset if you don't."

And, with that, he left.

Leon blinked once again, what was that all about?

-

" He still doesn't know, does he?" D heard a rough voice from behind him say.

" Ah, T-Chan," he said as he turned, " whatever do you mean?"

" Don't play dumb D, you know what I'm talking about, I know all about the subject, remember?" Tetsu replied.

"….Yes, I know." D said as he turned and started walking to the kitchen again, Tetsu following close behind.

" You can't keep it a secret forever you know. You know he'll find out eventually, even a complete dolt would find it out, you can't miss the signs, though he may deny it."

"……" D remained silent as his gaze grew solemn as he gazed upon the floor beneath him.

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Okay, so here's the first chapter, it's an M-Preg, obviously, so be you warned.

I think I'm getting a hang of this whole smut writing thing, getting a little more comfortable with them.

So what do you think?

Good? Bad? Disgusted with the very idea?

Oh, and I'd like to thank all those who reviewed Unbecoming Thoughts of One Count D. they really helped to keep me writing and not chickening out of doing the whole thing.

So, THANK YOU!!!!!

Sapphirefoxgirl~