Author: Kairan1979.

Rated: G.

Disclaimer: I do not own Monsters Vs. Aliens,

Summary: aging General telling the truth about Monsters.

I am General Monger.

No, I WAS General Monger. And now I'm just an old man in wheelchair, too stubborn to die.

What's important is that I'm the last man who remembered The Monsters. And now it's time to tell the truth. Not the crap you believed all these years. No. I'll tell you the real truth.

"Area 51" wasn't a secret institute, as you were told. It was a prison, and I was a warden. We caught the monsters, no matter if they were dangerous or not, and locked them without a chance for parole. And no contacts with the outside world allowed.

What did I think about this situation? I'll be honest with you - nothing. I was a soldier, and I was following orders, like General Rage before me. You never heard about General Rage? Well, I agreed to told you about Monsters, not to spill all the secrets I knew. So let's just skip it.

Now where are we? Ah, yes, Monsters.

Just because I had files on each of them, I thought I knew everything I need to know.

Invisible Man was a dirty voyeur who used his powers to sneak into women's locker rooms. He deserved to be locked anyway.

Dr. Cockroach? He was Mad Scientist, nothing more, nothing less. Ever heard his laughter? And he could make nuclear bombs from chewing gum and pins. Nobody was going to wait until he destroys Las Vegas or even worse – become the first President Cockroach.

B.O.B.? Indestructible gelatinous mass. Don't forget "indestructible" part. Yes, he was harmless because he was brainless, but what if he evolved into something sentient?

Insectosaurus? I agree, he is cute for a 350-feet monster. But imagine him running through the city, stomping everything and everybody on his way, just because he saw the bright lights in the sky. Do you still think it's cute?

And now we came to Missing Link. That's what I call "the real man" (or "the real fish-ape"). Pretty good shape for his age. Sometimes I wished we could add him to the army, as a Navy Diver. But who I am kidding? Army requires discipline, and The Link always had anger management issues.

And even if they all were saints, even if government could allow them to roam free, the world simply wasn't ready for monsters. That's why I kept them locked.

So… are you going to ask me when everything changed?

That's another story.

(To be continued…)