Me: Yay, new fanfiction!
Sasuke: *snorts* What do you mean new? You've had this for months baka.
Me: You're so mean, I can't believe that you're Itachi's brother. You aren't even cute!
Sasuke: Then why are you writing a fanfiction with me in it?
Me: I thought that it would a challenge to write something that didn't make it obvious that I hate your guts.
Sasuke: *mutters* Nerd...
Me: *cracking knuckles* Oh Mai~
*Sasuke runs as I give a triumphant grin*
Me: She hasn't even been introduced yet... Does he really think my mind is that scary? Anyways, I don't own Naruto and if I did the whole show would have been about the Akatsuki. Seriously, isn't Naruto a type of ramen? Who names their kid that?
Chapter 1: Uchihas are Nothing but Trouble
Sakura was crying once again, her crush had once again ignored that she even existed. "Why?" She sobbed, burying her head in her best friend Mai's shoulder. Mai looked down at her pink haired friend and sighed. She really didn't know what the big deal was about Sasuke Uchiha. He was a stuck up emo kid that thought that he was better than everyone else, especially kunoichi. That was the part that pissed her off, whenever he said that the girls in the class were only becoming ninja to get guys. "Don't worry about it Sakura, the guy is a major league jerk. Aim for someone that's better looking and actually nice, let him live his desolate life." Mai says, but she was completely surprised when her friend glared at her. "That's not true and he's never done anything to you or said anything mean!" Sakura sobbed.
Mai couldn't tell if she was crying tears of sadness or if they were tears of fury. Knowing Sakura it was both. "That's because I'm not obsessed with him like you are." Mai sighed. "I am not! You are so mean Mai, I hate you!" Sakura cried, running away from her only friend. Mai sighed once again; she was only trying to get the reality of the situation through to her friend's thick skull. She was on the road to becoming one of those crazy fan girls that would kill any poor unsuspecting girl within a foot of the gloomy idiot. She felt sorry for Sakura but apparently her friend wanted to learn this lesson the hard way. Her short dark blue hair blew softly into her face, trying to blind her with her bangs. "Sakura-chan… Don't do anything stupid." Mai sighed.
The next day in class Sakura was laughing with the popular girl Ino. A.K.A. the leader of the Crazy Sasuke Fan Girl Brigade. "I told her not to do anything stupid but what does she do? Becomes friends with a girl that makes her obsession look like a crush." Mai muttered. Iruka-sensei went to the front of the class and cleared his throat, everyone sat down quickly. "Today class I will be moving you around because some people," He glared at Naruto. "Won't take training seriously." He finished. All the boys in the class groaned while the girls squealed, hoping that they would get the chance to sit next to Sasuke.
"Idiots, did they forget that they have to spar with the people that are next to them and be partners for the remainder of the school year?" She honestly couldn't see Sasuke going easy on any of the girls in class. I wonder if I should cheer for the jerk to kill a fan girl or just pray that Sasuke dies from fan girl love; maybe then Sakura will get over him. Mai thought with a chuckle. She looked over at Sakura, who turned her back and ignored her. Fine, be stubborn! It will only get you so far. Mai thought.
"Mai and Sasuke Uchiha, you will both be partners." Sakura and the other fan girls glared at Mai. It isn't like I wanted this to happen! Mai wanted to yell but she didn't want to piss Iruka sensei off even more. Sasuke didn't hear the tell tale squeal of a fan girl and he looked around the room in curiosity. A girl with short blue hair and dark green eyes stood up from her chair and lazily walked over to the seat, trying not to glance at his face as she sat down. "I'm gonna kill Iruka sensei for this." Mai growled as Sasuke jumped a little in surprise. He thought that the only person in his class that hated him was Naruto; he didn't think that it was possible for a girl to hate him.
The class started with solo training, much to the relief of Mai. She was afraid that if she sparred with Sasuke that one of them would end up in the hospital. The others were dismissed and only a few people stayed afterwards. Sasuke was getting in last minute training; Iruka was grading papers and sighing wistfully to himself wondering why he chose to become a sensei and Mai? She burst into the room angrily, a vein throbbing on her head. The door slammed behind Mai but it stayed open just a crack.
Sasuke was on his way to the classroom, ready to pick up his things when he heard shouting from the room. He was never one to eavesdrop but it was hard not to when he peeked in and realized that it was that girl and Iruka-sensei. "What do you mean you can't move me? And how the heck did you decide the seats anyways? Just let me trade with one of the stupid fan girls!" Mai yells angrily. Sasuke flinched slightly, she really didn't like him. "Like I've told the class a thousand times Mai I ordered you all by skill. You and Uchiha are both tied for being rookie of the year and people are already curious to see how a bout match will go between you two." Iruka says.
"I don't care about a stupid match I refuse to be partners with him, I'd rather be pulled under by quick sand or have my leg blown off by an explosion!" Mai protests. Iruka had a really calm look on his face then he yelled at her. "This is my decision and that's final! Now go home!" Mai's ears rang and she scowled. She opened the door swiftly and tore it out of the door way. "Mai!" Iruka yelled angrily, but she didn't care. She walked past Sasuke without a word, so consumed by her anger she didn't notice him.
Mai was the first one in class and she sat at her newly assigned seat with a scowl. She didn't know which was worse; that she had to be partners with the Uchiha or that Sakura betrayed her and went over to the dark side. Fortunately for Sasuke, the betrayal was hitting her harder than his presence. It wasn't like he volunteered to be her partner, and maybe he was just as pissed off as she was. Sasuke sat next to her and she scowled but did nothing more. Sasuke was surprised, she sounded like she was ready to kill him in her argument yesterday. She brought out her papers to study the chakra channels that ran through the body for her anatomy class when a hand slammed down on the desk. "What do you want Princess?" Mai growled as Sakura flinched. Mai was tired of the fan girls and if Sakura wanted to be one, then she would be treated the exact way that Mai treated those morons.
Sakura almost cried, she wanted to apologize to her but she knew that she was now at the point of no return. There was only so far that Sakura could push her friend without finally being deemed a lost cause. "Just watch your back." It was meant to come out as a threat but she barely choked the words out before running back to Ino. Ino quickly comforted her, patting her on the back. "She's so scary; I can't see how you were friends with her in the first place. We'll get back at her" Ino says as Mai went back to studying. Sakura nodded, wiping her tears that threatened to run down her cheeks. Mai quickly skimmed the diagram then sighed. Her brother made her practice with his team after coming home from the academy, making her repeat everything that had been taught several times over until they were satisfied. The leader of their group was really strict and expected nothing less than perfection, that guy was really hard to please. He already had her studying the chakra system and having her working on a technique that was similar to his clan's technique.
Mai looked up from her studying when she heard Iruka's voice; she still wanted to kill him. "Alright class, today you will be sparring against your new partners, using taijutsu only." There were groans from the majority of the class and Sasuke scowled. He wasn't exactly very gifted in that department but it didn't matter, there was no way that a kunoichi could defeat him. "Well then Uchiha-san, let's get the fight started." Mai says, since he was one of the top students he was sure to be a challenge. She thought back to her sparring match with Sakura, the other girls in her class were really weak. She dragged Sasuke towards the training grounds, ignoring the glares that she received from his fan girls. Unknown to her they had some spectators waiting in the shadows to watch their match.
"Why are we watching this? We already know how skilled she is!" A female complains, twirling a senbon in her hand angrily. "Yes, why are we watching this match?" The owner of the voice looked to their energetic teammate with short, messy black hair. Mai's brother sighed. "My sister and the Uchiha are at the top of their class, it should be an interesting fight." Mai and Sasuke bowed respectfully to each other and took their stances. "Begin!" Sasuke immediately went into the offensive, sending a punch towards her face. He saw her visibly relax and use the path of his extended arm as an open invitation for a hit. Oh shit. Sasuke thought as Mai grabbed his arm and flipped him onto the ground. The impact only hurt a little bit and now he was pissed. Mai grinned, that was a good warm-up.
"I demand a rematch!" Sasuke demands angrily. "Alrightie then Uchiha." Mai shrugged. This time Sasuke waited for Mai to attack first. Big mistake. She made a big show of her agility by faking in several directions before going in for the kill. Her eyes widened when Sasuke blocked her punch and countered, she jumped back and his fist barely grazed her shirt. Class was already over but the students stayed to watch the fight. "Win Sasuke!" His fan girls cheered. "Kick his ass Mai!" Naruto yelled. Mai frowned, Sasuke's eyes could track her movements but his reaction time was just too slow for her taste. "I was really hoping that this fight could be dragged out longer, you really need to work on your taijutsu." Sasuke threw several punches that Mai easily dodged as once again she got close enough to throw him to the ground. She put her knee on Sasuke's back, noticing him squirm beneath her.
"Woo!" Naruto cheered as Mai took her weight off Sasuke slowly. "She's strong." Ino whispered as Sakura nodded in agreement. Mai held out her hand to the Uchiha, he grudgingly accepted it and stood up. "You're not bad for a kunoichi." Sasuke muttered. Mai's eyes widened; she just got a compliment from an Uchiha! Sasuke smirked when he saw Mai blush slightly while in the background her brother's teammates were trying to stop her older brother from killing him.
The next day when Mai entered the classroom, almost all the boys wanted to talk to her about her spar with Sasuke. "Finally someone put that smug Uchiha in his place!" Kiba fist pumped and howled while Akamaru greeted her with a bark. "So how'd you beat him? You made it look so easy." That comment was the one that triggered Naruto's idiotic brain. "Sasuke isn't so tough; I could beat him with both hands tied behind my back! Believe it!" Naruto brags. "Oh yeah? How about you test that one out?" Kiba teases as the other boy's laughed. "There she is with those boys and yet she dares to put her grubby hands on Uchiha-kun!" Ino scoffs. "There isn't anything that we can do about it now." Sakura frowned when Ino smirked. "You see Sakura-chan, I have the perfect plan." Ino says evilly.
The first phase of the plan was to scare her by setting really dangerous traps. "I don't know about this Ino." Sakura says nervously, covering the pit trap. "It'll work now move it, she's coming!" The two girls waited in the bushes watching intently. "You know Uchiha; you're not as bad as I thought you would be." Mai says. "Hn." Sasuke grunts. "If only you had communication skills." Mai sighed in disappointment, stopping for a moment. No, keep walking! The girls wanted to yell. Sasuke stopped as well but it was too late, he grunted as he hit the ground below. Mai blinked, looking down at Sasuke. "What the hell!" Sasuke yelled. "Did you do something to piss off Kami?" Mai asks. "No I didn't!" Sasuke snapped. "Now get me out of here!" "Alright, calm down." Mai sighed, helping him out of the hole. "No! We got Uchiha-kun dirty!" Ino cried. "I told you this was a bad idea, now look what happened!" Sakura shouted.
"There's no way she'll get that lucky twice in a row." Ino says. Mai looked at Sasuke and noticed that he was slightly limping. "Uchiha-san, are you alright?" Mai asks. "I'm fine." Sasuke grunts. "No you're not, stop acting like a stubborn mule and let me see your foot." Sasuke nodded and leaned against a tree. There was a slight pop as a wasp nest started falling towards Sasuke's head. Mai pulled him forward to avoid the wasps but tripped as she moved back. Suddenly pulled away from the tree Sasuke fell on top of Mai. Their lips met and Mai looked at Sasuke in shock. Ino and Sakura watched angrily from the bushes, his first (female kiss, poor Naruto) kiss was supposed to be theirs! She quickly scurried away from him, one mind numbing thought in her head. That was her first kiss.
On the outside Sasuke looked completely unaffected but on the inside he was semi-panicking. He hated that accidental kiss with Naruto ( A/N: unfortunately that was when NaruSasu was born. *shivers in a corner*) but he didn't know how he felt about this one. He didn't hate it… "There was a wasp nest about to fall on your head." Mai explained shakily. Sasuke winced and tried to get up, falling on his face in the process. Oh great, I probably made his injury worse! Mai mentally punched herself. Briefly forgetting her embarrassment she check Sasuke's ankle against his many protests. It was swollen to the size of a golf ball, not good. "You can't walk like that! I'll take you to your house." Sasuke glared at Mai and growled, she matched it.
In the end Mai had a sulking Uchiha on her back, heading into his clan's old village. When they arrived Mai looked around nervously, the Uchiha weren't exactly known for being very kind to Leaf Village ninja outside their clan. "That's the building that I live in." Sasuke muttered, pointing to the nearest one. Mai set him down on the couch, trying to ignore the mess that greeted her. When she went into the kitchen for ice she opened the door and screamed. There were dirty dishes overflowing from the sink and garbage bags littered the floor. The room smelled of rotting garbage and burning grease. That wasn't the worst part; there were raccoons in the kitchen! "Get out!" Mai yelled, hitting the raccoons out the window with the broom. They all chattered angrily as they flew through the air. Mai dug through the clutter and eventually made her way to the freezer.
When she opened it a dead fish with soulless eyes stared at her as she went to retrieve the ice. She went back to the room she left Sasuke in; it wasn't in much better shape than the kitchen was. "What...The…Hell! How can you even live in this place?" She yells. Sasuke shrugged. "I sleep outside." She stared at Sasuke and wordlessly gave him the ice bag. "I need fire, a trash bag and a place that I won't burn down the house." Sasuke looked at her for a moment. "There's such thing as a trash can?" Mai wanted to punch Sasuke in the head but she didn't want him to be hurt even more. She went into the kitchen with a determined look on her face. Sasuke heard the sound of pans clattering, glass shattering and a poof from a trash bag.
Well, what do you think? I needed some way in the story to show that Sasuke isn't perfect. I was laughing my ass off when I wrote how bad the kitchen looked. Rate and Review, it's just a button away...