A/N: Hey hey! Ok, this is my first fanfic of LOTR (actually I have another
one, but it got somehow ruined-don't look at ME!) so please don't kill me.
It's 4:01 am and I can't sleep! Ok so.first chappy...u just get introduced
to my chara and I guess in the second chappy, she finds herself in middle-
earth. JUST TO TELL U, THIS IS NOT A MARY-SUE! OOOH I LIKE THESE CAPITAL
LETTERS!---AHEM SO ANYWAYS, EVERYONES GONNA GET ANNOYED OF MELDA AND THEY
JUST WANNA THROW HER OFF A CLIFF TO BE RID OF HER, SO DOES THAT MEAN THAT
SHE'S A MARY-SUE? I DON'T FINK SO!!
PLZ read! I'd be so proud and happy if u review them! Flames will be used to melt marshmallows on a stick and make Sam eat them and get fatter!!! YOU WOULDN'T WANT THAT, NOW WOULD YOU?!? Lolz, on with the story.
P.S.: This first part won't be funny but BEAR WITH ME!! I promise it'll be better in the second chappy! You'll laugh hard...and if my humorous abilities aren't good enough...it would at least put a smile on your face....?
~*~*~*~*~*~**~~*~*~*~~**~*~~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*
Melda came storming of class. The freakin' teacher was freaking out again. He was the most annoying math teacher she ever had. If Solana didn't hold her back, Melda would have lunged herself at him and begin smacking him till his face turned blue.
She began swearing at him under her breath. Not only that he didn't respect that her younger brother just died from cancer over the holidays, but he always gives her a hard time even over the worst moments. Like this one for example.
Macey came behind her, " yo Mel! I'm really sorry about your brother...maybe I could do something to cheer you up." Melda sighed as she opened her locker, threw her math books inside, took out the French books and slammed the locker as hard as she could. "Yeah as if... I don't think anyone can do anything!"
"Well um...how about I take you to Lord of the Rings, the Two Towers premier on Wednesday? It's on me! I'll pay you the ticket and your food." Suggested Macey.
"Ooooooh ya! That cheers me up a lot!" Yelled Melda sarcastically. "Haven't I repeated to you for the thousandth time that I HATE that book!?"
"But we're going to see the movie- "
"Book! Movie! Both! They're so STUPID!! I hate fantasy stories and everything that has to do with it." She said.
Suddenly she leaned back on a wall and sighed depressed. "I miss my brother.I miss going back home and being squirted with his SuperSplasher X1000...and me chasing him from one end of the house to another."
"I'm sorry Melda." Said Macey.
"It's ok...but it really feels weird." Said Melda, holding herself from crying. "I'm an only child again."
"Well um.listen. Come with me this Wednesday. I'll pay for you-the movie is REALLY good!! It will make you forget about everything that's happening to you."
"Um...ok." Said Melda, not very sure. Like I said, she never did like Lord of the Rings. The movie was always so dark and depressing. And they were also forced to read them for English class which made her hate it more, on the count of it was too friendly and most of their conversations were absolutely long and pointless. Melda wouldn't stop laughing for the week and a half at the part when Legolas began shouting, "Ai! Ai! A Balrog! A Balrog has come!" in the Mines or Moria. "He sounded just like a Chihuahua or something!" She kept saying. Anyways, she entered French class, took out her homework and began writing what was on the white-board.
*~*~*~*~*
As soon as Melda came home, she ducked under the couch to hide from Spencer. Then she realized what she was doing and sighed. "Man! I gotta get over him and stop doing this! He's dead! It's not like he's gonna come back to life." But she wished he did. She wished that this was all a dream and that she would wake up soon.
Her mom came in and saw Melda lying next to the couch. "Honey what are you doing?"
"Nothing.I just forgot that Spencer wasn't there to torture me with something that he caught in the backyard." She said. Melda's mom sat down next to her and tears trickled down her face. She hadn't slept in days because she couldn't get over the event. "It's hard to live a new life isn't it?"
"Yeah." Whispered Melda. "Um...mom? Macey wants me to go with her to the movies to make me forget about everything that's happening. She wants to take me to the Lord of the Rings two on Wednesday."
Her mom frowned. She never did like that movie-lots of killing. But Spencer was the only one in the family who loved it. "This Wednesday? As in after tomorrow?" Melda nodded.
"Oh no honey. I'm afraid you can't go."
"Why not?"
"It's Spencer's funeral on Wednesday."
"F-f-funeral!? Already!?" Yelled Melda.
"What do you mean already? It's been almost a week now. The doctors aren't too happy keeping him in the hospital any longer."
"But...Oh mom!" She sighed. "This is so not fair. What did Spencer do to deserve this?"
*~*~*~*~*
On Tuesday, Melda decided to avoid every body. Macey tried to ask her if she was allowed to go, but Melda didn't answer back. She didn't talk to anyone or say anything except in class when she had to answer the teachers.
The next day, she could barely look anyone in the eye. She was forced to go to school because she had an end of term Science exam. So Melda decided to wear something black today which was pretty different because she always wore colorful clothes. The only thing she had in black, other than the funeral dress, were a black shirt that said "I'm not that innocent" and black leather pants. So she wore those. Everyone noticed how quiet she was this day but they didn't know why.
Macey came to her in the hallway and pushed her against a wall. "Ok what is WRONG with you?? Yesterday you've been ignoring everyone and today too. What did we do to you?!"
"Nothing." She said slowly.
"Yeah-right!" Macey said sarcastically. "The always talkative girl had suddenly decided to go mute for nothing, right? Look I know your brother's dead-but is it that bad that you have to get away from everyone you know? You didn't even tell me if you want to go see the movie with me today!"
"No! It's my brother's funeral today, OK?!" Yelled Melda.
"Ohmygosh!" Gasped Macey. "I'm SO SO sorry!! I didn't know!"
"Well now you do, ok?!" Snapped Melda. "I told you anyway that I don't want to go with you! I HATE LORD OF THE RINGS!!" She yelled the last line so loud that everyone in the hallway stopped talking and stared at her.
Melda looked around and turned back to her locker to get her things for the last course. Math (A/n: Dun dun duuun...!!) In math, Mr. Darryl made them start their course before the bell even rang. They took out their math book to begin correcting. Melda didn't do her homework because she had a perfectly good reason. Though she doubted it would convince the math teacher.
When it was her turn to say the answer, she just said, "I'm sorry sir, I didn't do it."
"And why is that, Miss Delaquela?" He said frowning. "Well it's because---"
"Because you think you can get away with another excuse, is it not? I will not fall for another one of them just like the one on Monday when you told me that you couldn't do your homework because your brother died." Said Mr. Darryl sourly.
"That's because he did die, you sadistic asshole!" Melda suddenly snapped. People around her gasped and Mr. Darryl gave her a death glare but Melda continued to talk. "We were doing arrangements for his funeral these past days! Because his funeral is TODAY, ok?!?!" People gasped again. No one knew that, even her best friend Solana.
Mr. Darryl glared at her, his fury obviously visible. "How DARE you call me a sadistic asshole!? You stupid child! You have a three hour detention after school-starting from now, for two whole weeks!"
"B-but it's my brother's funeral!" Said Melda.
"I don't give a shit Miss Delaquela (a/n: Yeah I know teachers don't normally swear in class-but hey! My English teacher does!)!" Yelled Mr. Darryl.
"Go to the detention room NOW! And get out of my sight before I make your detention any longer!"
Melda threw her math books on the floor and burst out of the room. She was SO close at throwing them at the teacher's big head! 'Just remember the anger management courses...calm down!!' She thought.
Then she made up her mind that she wouldn't go to detention. And if Mr. Darryl would punish her worst, then either her parents would have a talk with him or her fist you do the talking instead. Melda went to her locker, stuffed her bag with her gym clothes, shoes, CD player-anything that she had in her locker, which didn't have to do with studies, and ran away from the school.
She had to hurry home if she wanted to be on the funeral on time because it was going to start in an hour. Going home in the bus takes her at least 45 minutes, so imagine walking. She decided to take the public bus but she suddenly found herself on a road she didn't recognize. There were no signs but only a road and a large forest on either side. It looked like some kind of highway.
"Shit!" Muttered Melda. She tried to go back the way she came from but she couldn't find the normal road. "Oh GREAT! ABSOULOUTLY-MARVELOUSLY GREAT!!" She yelled so loud that birds fluttered out of the trees in fright. She then went to cross to the other side to the forest to see if she can cut it and get to the main road when out of nowhere, a black car sped right into Melda's direction.
Melda screamed, but felt no pain coming...only blue light.
*~*~~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~**~*~
So...how was it? Did u like it? I know I know...nothing interesting happened. But if u leave any reviews.I'll update! It's gonna get better! I added the 2nd chapter if u wanna read it! Though I'm not sure if it's working. Uploading is so confusing!! Anyways.I'll be generous...gimme at least 5 reviews and I'll write more! Pweaze!
PLZ read! I'd be so proud and happy if u review them! Flames will be used to melt marshmallows on a stick and make Sam eat them and get fatter!!! YOU WOULDN'T WANT THAT, NOW WOULD YOU?!? Lolz, on with the story.
P.S.: This first part won't be funny but BEAR WITH ME!! I promise it'll be better in the second chappy! You'll laugh hard...and if my humorous abilities aren't good enough...it would at least put a smile on your face....?
~*~*~*~*~*~**~~*~*~*~~**~*~~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*
Melda came storming of class. The freakin' teacher was freaking out again. He was the most annoying math teacher she ever had. If Solana didn't hold her back, Melda would have lunged herself at him and begin smacking him till his face turned blue.
She began swearing at him under her breath. Not only that he didn't respect that her younger brother just died from cancer over the holidays, but he always gives her a hard time even over the worst moments. Like this one for example.
Macey came behind her, " yo Mel! I'm really sorry about your brother...maybe I could do something to cheer you up." Melda sighed as she opened her locker, threw her math books inside, took out the French books and slammed the locker as hard as she could. "Yeah as if... I don't think anyone can do anything!"
"Well um...how about I take you to Lord of the Rings, the Two Towers premier on Wednesday? It's on me! I'll pay you the ticket and your food." Suggested Macey.
"Ooooooh ya! That cheers me up a lot!" Yelled Melda sarcastically. "Haven't I repeated to you for the thousandth time that I HATE that book!?"
"But we're going to see the movie- "
"Book! Movie! Both! They're so STUPID!! I hate fantasy stories and everything that has to do with it." She said.
Suddenly she leaned back on a wall and sighed depressed. "I miss my brother.I miss going back home and being squirted with his SuperSplasher X1000...and me chasing him from one end of the house to another."
"I'm sorry Melda." Said Macey.
"It's ok...but it really feels weird." Said Melda, holding herself from crying. "I'm an only child again."
"Well um.listen. Come with me this Wednesday. I'll pay for you-the movie is REALLY good!! It will make you forget about everything that's happening to you."
"Um...ok." Said Melda, not very sure. Like I said, she never did like Lord of the Rings. The movie was always so dark and depressing. And they were also forced to read them for English class which made her hate it more, on the count of it was too friendly and most of their conversations were absolutely long and pointless. Melda wouldn't stop laughing for the week and a half at the part when Legolas began shouting, "Ai! Ai! A Balrog! A Balrog has come!" in the Mines or Moria. "He sounded just like a Chihuahua or something!" She kept saying. Anyways, she entered French class, took out her homework and began writing what was on the white-board.
*~*~*~*~*
As soon as Melda came home, she ducked under the couch to hide from Spencer. Then she realized what she was doing and sighed. "Man! I gotta get over him and stop doing this! He's dead! It's not like he's gonna come back to life." But she wished he did. She wished that this was all a dream and that she would wake up soon.
Her mom came in and saw Melda lying next to the couch. "Honey what are you doing?"
"Nothing.I just forgot that Spencer wasn't there to torture me with something that he caught in the backyard." She said. Melda's mom sat down next to her and tears trickled down her face. She hadn't slept in days because she couldn't get over the event. "It's hard to live a new life isn't it?"
"Yeah." Whispered Melda. "Um...mom? Macey wants me to go with her to the movies to make me forget about everything that's happening. She wants to take me to the Lord of the Rings two on Wednesday."
Her mom frowned. She never did like that movie-lots of killing. But Spencer was the only one in the family who loved it. "This Wednesday? As in after tomorrow?" Melda nodded.
"Oh no honey. I'm afraid you can't go."
"Why not?"
"It's Spencer's funeral on Wednesday."
"F-f-funeral!? Already!?" Yelled Melda.
"What do you mean already? It's been almost a week now. The doctors aren't too happy keeping him in the hospital any longer."
"But...Oh mom!" She sighed. "This is so not fair. What did Spencer do to deserve this?"
*~*~*~*~*
On Tuesday, Melda decided to avoid every body. Macey tried to ask her if she was allowed to go, but Melda didn't answer back. She didn't talk to anyone or say anything except in class when she had to answer the teachers.
The next day, she could barely look anyone in the eye. She was forced to go to school because she had an end of term Science exam. So Melda decided to wear something black today which was pretty different because she always wore colorful clothes. The only thing she had in black, other than the funeral dress, were a black shirt that said "I'm not that innocent" and black leather pants. So she wore those. Everyone noticed how quiet she was this day but they didn't know why.
Macey came to her in the hallway and pushed her against a wall. "Ok what is WRONG with you?? Yesterday you've been ignoring everyone and today too. What did we do to you?!"
"Nothing." She said slowly.
"Yeah-right!" Macey said sarcastically. "The always talkative girl had suddenly decided to go mute for nothing, right? Look I know your brother's dead-but is it that bad that you have to get away from everyone you know? You didn't even tell me if you want to go see the movie with me today!"
"No! It's my brother's funeral today, OK?!" Yelled Melda.
"Ohmygosh!" Gasped Macey. "I'm SO SO sorry!! I didn't know!"
"Well now you do, ok?!" Snapped Melda. "I told you anyway that I don't want to go with you! I HATE LORD OF THE RINGS!!" She yelled the last line so loud that everyone in the hallway stopped talking and stared at her.
Melda looked around and turned back to her locker to get her things for the last course. Math (A/n: Dun dun duuun...!!) In math, Mr. Darryl made them start their course before the bell even rang. They took out their math book to begin correcting. Melda didn't do her homework because she had a perfectly good reason. Though she doubted it would convince the math teacher.
When it was her turn to say the answer, she just said, "I'm sorry sir, I didn't do it."
"And why is that, Miss Delaquela?" He said frowning. "Well it's because---"
"Because you think you can get away with another excuse, is it not? I will not fall for another one of them just like the one on Monday when you told me that you couldn't do your homework because your brother died." Said Mr. Darryl sourly.
"That's because he did die, you sadistic asshole!" Melda suddenly snapped. People around her gasped and Mr. Darryl gave her a death glare but Melda continued to talk. "We were doing arrangements for his funeral these past days! Because his funeral is TODAY, ok?!?!" People gasped again. No one knew that, even her best friend Solana.
Mr. Darryl glared at her, his fury obviously visible. "How DARE you call me a sadistic asshole!? You stupid child! You have a three hour detention after school-starting from now, for two whole weeks!"
"B-but it's my brother's funeral!" Said Melda.
"I don't give a shit Miss Delaquela (a/n: Yeah I know teachers don't normally swear in class-but hey! My English teacher does!)!" Yelled Mr. Darryl.
"Go to the detention room NOW! And get out of my sight before I make your detention any longer!"
Melda threw her math books on the floor and burst out of the room. She was SO close at throwing them at the teacher's big head! 'Just remember the anger management courses...calm down!!' She thought.
Then she made up her mind that she wouldn't go to detention. And if Mr. Darryl would punish her worst, then either her parents would have a talk with him or her fist you do the talking instead. Melda went to her locker, stuffed her bag with her gym clothes, shoes, CD player-anything that she had in her locker, which didn't have to do with studies, and ran away from the school.
She had to hurry home if she wanted to be on the funeral on time because it was going to start in an hour. Going home in the bus takes her at least 45 minutes, so imagine walking. She decided to take the public bus but she suddenly found herself on a road she didn't recognize. There were no signs but only a road and a large forest on either side. It looked like some kind of highway.
"Shit!" Muttered Melda. She tried to go back the way she came from but she couldn't find the normal road. "Oh GREAT! ABSOULOUTLY-MARVELOUSLY GREAT!!" She yelled so loud that birds fluttered out of the trees in fright. She then went to cross to the other side to the forest to see if she can cut it and get to the main road when out of nowhere, a black car sped right into Melda's direction.
Melda screamed, but felt no pain coming...only blue light.
*~*~~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~**~*~
So...how was it? Did u like it? I know I know...nothing interesting happened. But if u leave any reviews.I'll update! It's gonna get better! I added the 2nd chapter if u wanna read it! Though I'm not sure if it's working. Uploading is so confusing!! Anyways.I'll be generous...gimme at least 5 reviews and I'll write more! Pweaze!