Taylor Swift sighed and pressed print on the Buzzfeed article which the printer immediately printed into the shredder oh dear it was in all in bits now. When would another website that was a bit like Buzzfeed but with more handsome writers aggregate some of her content hopefully not using the word "bae"?
She stopped dreaming about the handsome writer who probably had brown hair and wore glasses I expect because the Delorean from Back To The Future had crashed into her kitchen! She had only just had that kitchen repaired from when one time stupid Harry Styles had set fire to a pan!
"Sorry about your kitchen Taylor Swift." said Doctor Emmet Brown who was driving the Delorean as he is known for, "But there's an emergency!"
"What could be so important you needed to destroy my kitchen which the internet says has crisp white cabinets that will never go out of style and a light-as-air space is accented by copper wall hangings and a stand-out hood vent?" said Taylor Swift who was pretty angry but was keeping her cool because she is always in elegant control.
"It's your kids, Taylor Swift! Something's got to be done about your kids!"
TO BE CONTINUED